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LOS ANGELES - satisfied grumbles were heard on Friday morning as John Doe, known to most as "the shitty driver in a silver Honda Civic," finally met his demise as he misjudged a lane change and drove straight into a Wal-Mart truck.

"I've seen him on a number of mornings," says Jason Goldberg, a 55 year-old lawyer who commutes from Studio City to Downtown Los Angeles. "Usually around the Vermont exit, when everything gets hairy, that silver Civic would be darting in and out of cars, ...

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