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Part Three: Eat My Eam!

Would you be troubled to learn that there's a thick, gooey substance underneath your kneecaps? What if you found out that this substance was completely undetectable using methods like X-ray, magnetic resonance imaging, and sniffing? How about learning that when this substance is exposed to open air, it instantly dissolves into your cap, causing an array of painful conditions ...

Have you ever seen Mother Mary's face on a grilled cheese sandwich, or a painting of Jesus Christ - that weeps real tears?

Well, many passionate Christians have witnessed such phenomena - in knots of wood, in the pavement, on statues and paintings. Lately, they're most often found on food items. Some of you will remember the Penn & Teller's Bullshit episode ...

Obama and his team of socialists thought we would cave in on the fat tax issue.
They were wrong.


Thanks to Ronald "Hefty" Krespie of Bacon, Georgia, our voices are finally being heard!

Ironically taking his cue from the dead limey pinko, John Lennon, Ron has decided to take a "Bath for Fat"! Yes sir, our man has stated that he will remain sitting in his bathtub until Mr. Hussein ...

Tired of reading supposedly-funny crap bashing the Tea Partiers and other U.S. Patriots? Well, it's time to hear from the other side, my friends.



Personally, I think Republicans have a lot more to be worried about than the President's missing birth certificate and the healthcare reform bill which will enable the government to wipe out elderly conservatives.
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