Vercetti

"Get out and vote!"

Because people will judge you if you don't.

"If you don't vote, you lose your right to bitch."

Not true. First Amendment! This is a dumb statement and people need to stop saying it.

I got nothing else. It's that I just voted and I feel really smug about it.

Is this the proper place to do that kind of thing?

Today's a big day. I will give myself a haircut.

Also I'm gonna work on some jokes for tomorrow night's set. My aim is for these jokes to be humorous in the eyes of those watching, which will in turn spur the desired effect of laughter. I hope it all works out.

I'll also be doing Tai Chi in slow motion all day. Then I'll watch all 6 ROCKY movies. Time permitting, I'll write material.

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