Dear Doug,
How much of a chore has this thread become?,
Regards,
Me.
Dear Doug,
How much of a chore has this thread become?,
Regards,
Me.
That cover is so good that I want the album to come out on vinyl. I don't even have a record player, I just want to frame and mount it as art.
Night gathers, and now my snark begins. It shall not end until it gets hacky. I shall take my wife(... please!), hold no lands, father no negative ratings. I shall wear no crowns and win no AST Top 20 Rankings. I shall live and die by my posts. I am the LOL in the darkness. I am the fire that burns against the trolls, the sneer that guards the realms of men from Kyle Cease's Comedy Boot Camp. I pledge my life and honor to the AST's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
Even I'm more subtle than that.
...I couldn't help myself.
"I live in a well. That's not what a clown does."
Hey Doug, Did those friends of yours that dared you to do stand-up ever end of doing anything in comedy?
whenever I have gone to the podcasts you always leave so quickly. What is the best way for a fan to get a chance to shake your hand and try and start a lasting friendship with you?
poopsex
i try to meet everyone who pays to see me. it's hard to meet and greet after the podcast tapings because CDR starts right after, and i need to thank and say goodbye to my guests. if you come to a BENSON INTERRUPTION, i'm usually standing around in the courtyard at largo after the show.
(next one, july 12!)
Great show tonight in Lexington....thanks for taking the time to meet us...he really does meet every last one of us.
How are you going to manage without your luggage?
[although Graham was wearing a nicely pressed Elmo T]
Last edited by cockemAmy; June 24, 2010 at 9:40 PM.
it was an animal t that he bought yesterday at target. but late last night we got our bags back. and i lost my iPhone.
(fart)
Someone will find the phone and return it. People do that, right? I'm not being sarcastic.
Good thoughts for the return....otherwise Lexington will forever be known as the F*kn place where Doug lost his phone.
Doug, just bought tickets to see you and Graham Elwood in Oklahoma City. Can't wait for the show. Are there assigned seats or should we get there pretty early to get a good seat?
It's that Todd Barry bit come to life.
Is this maybe something you can call the venue about?
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
Dear Doug,
Have you ever smoked with Andy Kindler? I can't imagine him slowed down.
Congrats on your standing ovation in Lex,
Stephen
that wasn't a standing ovation, that was people getting up to leave because the show was over.
(and yes to the question)
Doug,
How do you maintain your perpetual facial scruff? Do you have some sort of special "homeless glue-huffer" setting on your electric razor, or what?