Doug Loves Movies

[Darryl]

::sigh::

[dougbenson]

i know darryl, i let out the same sound whenever a new page begins on this thread.

(but i do it with my mouth)

(you know, instead of typing it)

(not a "fartjoke")

[Darryl]

Yayyyyy fartjoke!!!!!

[Having Fun!]

someone please remind me to do this contest next tuesday.

DOUG, DON'T FORGET!

[dougbenson]

awwww shit, tonight's ILM taping got pushed back to june 2. remind me again that day.

(it's impossible to ignore the elephant in the thread)

[Christopher Christpuncher]

Have Willem Dafoe on the next episode

[Jawa]

Hi, for some reason I am compelled to point out an inaccuracy in the latest ILM. It might have been intentional on Doug's part, in which case this comment of mine will be both nitpicking *and* stupid.

But, ONWARD!

Vernon Wells, who was the bad guy in Commando, was not the actor who played Dean Wormer in Animal House. John Vernon played Dean Wormer (who I just realized had the first name of Vernon in the movie). Vernon Wells was the pink mohawked guy from The Road Warrior.

I promise I won't do this again unless I can't control myself.

[Darryl]

Hi, for some reason I am compelled to point out an inaccuracy in the latest ILM. It might have been intentional on Doug's part, in which case this comment of mine will be both nitpicking *and* stupid.

But, ONWARD!

Vernon Wells, who was the bad guy in Commando, was not the actor who played Dean Wormer in Animal House. John Vernon played Dean Wormer (who I just realized had the first name of Vernon in the movie). Vernon Wells was the pink mohawked guy from The Road Warrior.

I promise I won't do this again unless I can't control myself.

Another correction: Willem Dafoe's head is not actually made of shit!

(No fair post-reply-editing previous posts, Doug. That's right, I used "post" with two totally different meanings.)

[dougbenson]

Hi, for some reason I am compelled to point out an inaccuracy in the latest ILM. It might have been intentional on Doug's part, in which case this comment of mine will be both nitpicking *and* stupid.

But, ONWARD!

Vernon Wells, who was the bad guy in Commando, was not the actor who played Dean Wormer in Animal House. John Vernon played Dean Wormer (who I just realized had the first name of Vernon in the movie). Vernon Wells was the pink mohawked guy from The Road Warrior.

I promise I won't do this again unless I can't control myself.

first, i'd like to thank darryl for response blocking me.

and i'd like to say that my mistakes are adorable. thanks for out-nerding
me, man!

[Wizz]

hey doug any word on the guests for the june 2 show?

[aenemaTron]

Since you love announcing them in advance, he meant to add.

[Wizz]

Since you love announcing them in advance, he meant to add.

i apologize for not hanging on doug's every word

[aenemaTron]

Not reading a single page of this thread, I think you meant.

[scamboogah]

i apologize for not hanging on doug's every word

This cracked me up.

"Look, just because I posted here asking Doug a question doesn't mean I'm a loser who bothers to read the previous responses like the rest of you..."

[Kentock]

I want there to be a name for Tron's smackdowns. Like he has his own WWF finishing move.

[nathansmart]

The People's El-post?

*sorry

[Wizz]

i know i know, if only i had become an AST forum member sooner. maybe i would be up there in the pantheon with you legendary trolls. maybe then my life would be worth something.

[aenemaTron]

Shh. It's okay.

[Jixby Phillips]

Relax wizz we are busting your chops dude! WE WANT TO BE YOU BUDDY

[isoS]

what if dougs next guest is Wizz. Youll all feel so stupid!