I have one joke that I did as part of my thesis that ended up in my first Conan and on my first album. It's where I say that I am nervous because this is the first time... I've spoken English.
My thesis had a style that was similar to what I do now, in that I had lots of odd bits. I had a haiku, a letter to Mattel and one to MCI (I think that one may be online somewhere), something involving a stuffed bear I think, a list of ridiculous philosophies ("There is no God, not even a little one"), a goofy poem thing with a guitar that made fun of indie rock, and fake fortune cookie fortunes I'd claimed I'd gotten ("On behalf of the Chinese, we think you are getting fatter" and "You will get breakfast...in bed" were two). Of course all of it was peppered with weird standup, some of which made sense and some of which did not.
One joke I remember was about how I'd invented something called a "ball ladder" which was a ladder that led up to your balls and was for tiny monkeys and squirrels. It was generally met with confusion, but some enjoyed it.


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