I think you should keep being yourself. But maybe in front of something expensive, so Fred knows you can live in his world.
I think you should keep being yourself. But maybe in front of something expensive, so Fred knows you can live in his world.
ralph is my new favorite snl character!
if you thought that sports joke was hilarious, check out the sports jokes at http://ghostwrittenbywilbon.tumblr.com and http://www.twitter.com/ghostbon!
I would suggest stapling $20 bills to the wall in the background, as a very expensive form of wallpaper. Cover that with clocks set to different time zones. Keep checking your watch and say, "I really gotta go. I'm very busy and need to see my investment broker."Originally Posted by dan telfer
Of course, this is all satire.
My momma had twin babies on one sweet summer day;
She beat one in the head, and I'm the one that got away.
God I love this thread.
"I love all the babies."
i'm not sure if you're still looking for suggestions but i'll reiterate what i had said a week ago before the board crashed:
it's all about confidence. you seem a little timid and reserved in these videos; don't be! you have talent and you need to show everyone that you know it. it's all about the walk, not so much the talk. maybe you should read a billy crystal monologue from a classic snl. i bet lorne michaels would appreciate your research. if you performed a crystal classic in an assertive tone, i don't know how anybody could turn you down.
I think you should give it up. You don't really have the chops. I think the praise on this board is a little bit surprising.
Now, that Fred guy should DEFINITELY send in some tapes.
nathan smart!
http://www.nathansmart.com
Have you thought about doing a cartoon. TV Funhouse is a big 'Home Run' for SNL every time. (Google that industry term if you need to.) You should do something like that.
Also, Fred is full of himself. Get over it buddy. No one cares about your characters like The Guys Who Go To Clubs and Do Coke and Hump Women or Mango or Antonio Benderas. What a rich and powerful jerk.
P.S. Don't give up. Eventually you will get on SNL. Everyone gets to be on SNL. It is mandated by the government.
"Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory."
Just got this....
Man, look at all the bullshit Fred has to go through just to tell you he likes you.
I'm sure he'll clear up the red tape soon, then it's SNL and all the after-parties you can handle!
-Stig, Jack Handey's Bestest Fan
"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."
Tell Armisen that according to my "levels theory" of comedy, if he does that improv newspaper comic character live on SNL without any preparation or forethought as to what he will actually say then I will deem it on the mysterious and often misunderstood ninth level.
Is this a good impression of Amelie? Let me know.
Not bad. It could also be a very good "Jack Nicholson seducing Kim Bassinger with Heroin on the set of Batman"
regarding some of you commenters:
stop writing your bullshit on my thread. only real constructive cristism to help me get on SNL please. let's not forget the reason why i made this damn thread
charlyne,
that kind of attitude will never get you on a top rated television show
signed,
no caps
nathan smart!
http://www.nathansmart.com
good joke nathansmart.
this is my response to Fred's latest video of him in his meeting:
I offer you an olive branch of love and you dare call my responses "bullshit"?!? I will turn on you in a heartbeat if I must. My heart is beating so hard right now I almost attempted to throw myself onto the fucking street. I am so pissed off now. I am not even afraid of spiders at the moment. Can you do Bobcat Goldthwait?
can you do "afraid of spiders?"
nathan smart!
http://www.nathansmart.com
Yes.
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