I'm going to be on SNL...

[pollymaepry]

as they say, now i can die (dont hurt me)!

[charlyneyi]

This is a personal message I got on YOUTUBE today:



Your Saturday Night Live Audtion
Okay Charlyne Yi, here it goes.
My name is Evan Keller and I have worked a long side Lorne Michaels for many years now. We watch thousands and thousands of audition videos each year. Yours does not stand out in any way. You just don't have what it takes to be on our show. You have great enthusiasm and maybe you will make it somewhere, but Saturday Night Live is not the place. Fred has tried to tell you that politely, telling you he didn't post your video on his myspace but his staff did, telling you he is busy which is saying please don't send me anything else. He gets millions of videos aswell. It is time for you to stop, look into something that can make you money not in show biz. I don't mean to come off rude here but you needed to hear it. Fred says he would also like you to stop sending him videos.

Thank you for showing an Interest though
Evan Keller

Respond if you have any questions

[wearechange]

Woah bummer, although I heard good things about your Sundance movie.

[disl]

i would take evan's comments seriously, he has worked a long side lorne michaels for many years now.

[jon]

It's true, his chapter in the Shales SNL book was very insightful.

[scamboogah]

His complete absence from imdb and google mean he's just the kind of person who should be giving show business advice...

[suavepebble]

If Charlyne Yi gets on SNL she better do a series of sketches involving her not on snl, but trying to be on snl while doing the sketch on snl. This is the sort of thing that is interesting to me, okay.

[charlyneyi]

This is what I just responded to the guy who wrote me:

"Dear Mr. Evan Keller of SNL,

I'm so happy to finally hear from a respected worker from SNL even though it crushes my heart that you do not believe I have what it takes to be on SNL or in show biz for that matter, and wish for me to discontinue my efforts.

Because of you, I will quit trying -- because you -- have opened my eyes.

Sincerely,
My eyes are finally open,
Charlyne Yi"


-- That's right guys. I'm quiting.

[yumitree]

If Charlyne Yi gets on SNL she better do a series of sketches involving her not on snl, but trying to be on snl while doing the sketch on snl. This is the sort of thing that is interesting to me, okay.

LEVELS!

[wearechange]

This has to be some sort of viral marketing for Halo 4. This type of rumorang is so juicy I might kudokast myself.

[Chaza8]

Why would you want to be on SNL? They only generate 10-15 minutes (25 if the musical guest is good (unlike non-autotune Kanye)) of decent television a week. Though I really liked Jizzed in my Pants.

[disl]

i cant imagine why getting paid to do comedy on a national stage and live in new york city would have any appeal to anyone either. go figure.

[NausicaN]

Don't give up Charlyne!!!!!

I believe in you!

[Batman The Horse]

That's DR. Evan Keller to you!

[Americas Team]

I think that guy knows what he is talking about. Yi, throw in the towel. (The towel that you were trying to use to get on SNL.)

[DiscoInferiorityComplex]

"Evan Kellar" is an anagram of "Ankle Lever".

To predict the length of the gastrocnemius muscle-tendon complex from knee and ankle angles, three skeletal length measurements are required (radius of femoral condyle, ankle lever, and tibia length).

An anagram for "gastrocnemius" is "Racism's Tongue".

I think we know what's really going on here. Unless the anagram they were going for was "orgasmic tunes" or "rustic mangoes", in which case we don't know what's really going on here.

[smartbunny]

Evan Kellar is deaf dumb and blind just like Helen Keller!

[Illusion]

Now you've got to make a video impersonating Evan Kellar as an audition tape for Mad TV.

[Ethan]

This thread confuses/amuses me to no end.

[suavepebble]

I bet this is a joke and her name isn't even Charlyne Yi. I bet it's Charlyne Ya.

Thanks! Thank you, everyone... thanks. I am among the brightest, yes.