"I'm wetter than I've ever been, and I'm from Canada!"
"I'm wetter than I've ever been, and I'm from Canada!"
"Bim, bam.....and that's why we have nitrogen!"
"It's made from spider sugar. Doesn't hurt the spiders!"
"He did it THREE times! You weren't HERE!"
"Come on down to Libbons! I LOVE kids! I want your money! ha ha!" Fart.
"Oh hello. I'd like to complain about your show. Now I don't watch your show, nor do I intend to. You know why? Because it's trash, and it belongs in the gutter, not my mind. You know what else I hate? The city I live in. They're suing me for putting my trash in the gutter. They say it belongs in the trash can. Well you know what belongs in the trash can? YOUR SHOW. Cause IT STINKS. And you know what else? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!"
Night gathers, and now my snark begins. It shall not end until it gets hacky. I shall take my wife(... please!), hold no lands, father no negative ratings. I shall wear no crowns and win no AST Top 20 Rankings. I shall live and die by my posts. I am the LOL in the darkness. I am the fire that burns against the trolls, the sneer that guards the realms of men from Kyle Cease's Comedy Boot Camp. I pledge my life and honor to the AST's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
"Go out and GET 'EM, Rocky! I'm a lamp! - Burgess Meredith"
"Harmon, this is Brinks."
Hot tub foot?
Pumpkininny!
"I'm laaazy"
many tine tanies
"Soon, soon, you're a balloon!"
"Gary, we can already see his bing-bong and his flabby-habby-babby."
"Shut that refrigerator door!"
"I'm not paying to cool the out of doors."
Night gathers, and now my snark begins. It shall not end until it gets hacky. I shall take my wife(... please!), hold no lands, father no negative ratings. I shall wear no crowns and win no AST Top 20 Rankings. I shall live and die by my posts. I am the LOL in the darkness. I am the fire that burns against the trolls, the sneer that guards the realms of men from Kyle Cease's Comedy Boot Camp. I pledge my life and honor to the AST's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
"IT'S NOT FOR YOU!"
many tine tanies
"Listen, I know what you're going through. I know you're out of work Andy. Hell, it's all over the office. Bill, you've got a lot of great qualities. Gary you're a good listener, you're easy to fire and let's face it you're available. Archibald, I can get you $12,000 if you stay here... great you've got some kind of recommendation... well, I'll just give myself a call. Don't worry, I'll sweet-talk this asshole"
"Here's your fuckin' lemonade, asshole!"
Ronnie: Terry! I thought you was in Hawaii!
Terry: A lot of people think a lot of things about Hawaii.
I'm in.
Someone at the AV Club made the observation that Mary Lynn Rajskub's character in this sketch seems like the inspiration for her character on "24".Originally Posted by aenemaTron
"....its gon' go gewd."
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