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  1. #721

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Quote Originally Posted by pissedpissedofferson View Post
    Is it just me or did Matt's arguments make no sense?
    When I heard it, I understood it, it just wasn't the best way to phrase it. I think one way I would have put was "If your dog just dies, you don't remember all of the times it peed on the rug, you try and remember the good times you had together."



  2. #722

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    I think analogies don't do the argument justice, either way there is the issue of having to compare something to (alleged) pedophilia. There is a lot of cognitive dissonance between how most people feel about pedophilia and how they feel about a dog peeing on a rug. The point is made but it is hard to overcome the morals attached to the two things.

    But enough of that...I didn't get my Rob Schneider in on time before the recording and I'm mad as hell!



  3. #723

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    It's hard to develop an idea when there's so much cross-talk, so let me try to clarify here.

    It was a mistake to have children sleeping over at his house unsupervised. Everything else you've referenced is based on conjecture and was disputed. One man's "hush money" is another man's "extortion fee." The fact is he was never found guilty of the crimes most people believe he committed, and while I, like most people, spent the last 15 years feeling dismayed at what Jackson had seemingly become, maybe a week after his death is not the time to drag his name through the mud a millionth time. Maybe we can celebrate the artist, and save judging the man for another time (or accept that there's been more than enough of that already, and that nothing criminal was ever proven). Maybe everyone who believes he was innocent is naive, but maybe everyone who believes he was guilty had problems with him for being "weird" and "different" before any of those accusations came to light. Because we cannot know the truth, I choose to look at the good this entertainer did in his public life, which was substantial, and at least for this moment, put aside the private things I found troubling. Ultimately, I'm just not comfortable judging someone so harshly on such cloudy evidence.



  4. #724

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    I forgot all about the MJ argument when I was declared the best detective in the room by the (now former) best detective in the room.
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  5. #725

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Quote Originally Posted by punkdc View Post
    When I heard it, I understood it, it just wasn't the best way to phrase it. I think one way I would have put was "If your dog just dies, you don't remember all of the times it peed on the rug, you try and remember the good times you had together."
    Well, Matt & I just lost our dog of 13 years last month so I'm sure that would be the last thing that he'd feel like bringing up.



  6. #726

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Quote Originally Posted by Simmeon View Post
    Well, Matt & I just lost our dog of 13 years last month so I'm sure that would be the last thing that he'd feel like bringing up.
    Awwww.

    Honestly, I had been wondering about your doggy over the last couple months. I listened to an old NNF where Matt talked about the dog/landlord conundrum, and I realized we hadn't heard any dog stories. Sorry for your loss.

    (My kitty died a few months ago, and I swear I blubbered like a baby for days.)



  7. #727

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    I don't understand all this hullaballoo about stamps.



  8. #728

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    So sorry to hear about Bama.
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  9. #729

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    At one point during everyone's unease, AJK reported that MJ kept the bones of The Elephant Man in a "hyperbolic chamber." I believe that to be wildly exaggerated. Oh, and, cosh²(x) - sinh²(x) = 1. Or something.
    "...ponderous man...ponderous, phucking ponderous."



  10. #730

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Quote Originally Posted by Tweeked Hamstring View Post
    At one point during everyone's unease, AJK reported that MJ kept the bones of The Elephant Man in a "hyperbolic chamber." I believe that to be wildly exaggerated. Oh, and, cosh²(x) - sinh²(x) = 1. Or something.
    It was a funny mashup of 2 rumors: MJ was trying to buy the elephant man's bones, and MJ slept in a hyperbaric chamber. Both rumors were supposedly actually "leaked" by Jackson himself, something he did for fun on a regular basis.

    There is a photo of Jackson in the chamber "sleeping."



  11. #731

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Quote Originally Posted by Darryl View Post
    It was a funny mashup of 2 rumors: MJ was trying to buy the elephant man's bones, and MJ slept in a hyperbaric chamber. Both rumors were supposedly actually "leaked" by Jackson himself, something he did for fun on a regular basis.

    There is a photo of Jackson in the chamber "sleeping."
    If his intent was the use of "hyperbolic" for humor, Pardo moi. However, my intent was the funny mashup of an adjective, relating to or marked by hyperbole, and the mathematical hyperbolic function.
    "...ponderous man...ponderous, phucking ponderous."



  12. #732

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Not that it matters anymore, but I just re-listened to episode 225 (The one where Maria Bamford doesn't show up and Dave Holmes comes in half way through) and Dave briefly mentions that he did a special for the sequel to Behind Enemy Lines for FX but does not mention DVD on TV by name.

    So in conclusion, Bridget was wrong.



  13. #733

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Quote Originally Posted by Tweeked Hamstring View Post
    If his intent was the use of "hyperbolic" for humor, Pardo moi. However, my intent was the funny mashup of an adjective, relating to or marked by hyperbole, and the mathematical hyperbolic function.
    Nah, I have no idea about AK's intent. But I too love "hyperbolic chamber." Out mission: use it extensively so that it enters the modern lexicon.



  14. #734

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Quote Originally Posted by WhoRadley View Post
    Not that it matters anymore, but I just re-listened to episode 225 (The one where Maria Bamford doesn't show up and Dave Holmes comes in half way through) and Dave briefly mentions that he did a special for the sequel to Behind Enemy Lines for FX but does not mention DVD on TV by name.

    So in conclusion, Bridget was wrong.
    Not mentioning it by name means it doesn't count.

    He could be talking about 120 Minutes, Kidnapped, Behind the Big Screen, Fire Me...Please, or Top 40 Videos Of 2008, or any of his other hosting ventures. we could mean anybody!

    Not that it mattered ever.

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    Speaking of not mattering, on the episode after that Danielle mentions that a local restaurant has a great Fish and Chips. I thought she was a vegetarian? Not that I'm mad, just curious.

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    Has NNF already been lined up for Sketchfest for 2010? I wont be there, but I'm looking forward to the bonus episode . Maybe have the lovely Janet Varney on mic this time instead of just in the audience,



  15. #735

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Please Post haste the video for 515 AK 47, I need to wash the U-10 outta my mind!!!



  16. #736

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    new video eppy is up
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  17. #737

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Something funky is going on with pardcast.com. The splash page seems to be working but everything else seems to be down.



  18. #738

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Works for me... Must be a hiccup.



  19. #739

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Oh. Well now I'm just embarrassed.



  20. #740

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #514 - Pat Francis

    Kale is a kind of cabbage, not seaweed. If I had to compare to anything, it would collard greens. As a Portuguese gentleman, I am FURIOUS at this error.

    Good thing Jen's skirt is there to lure me back to sanity and then slowly back out of it...



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