NEVER NOT FUNNY SEASON FIVE

[TargemQ8]

Alright, I submit that Judge Jimmy must remain a part of the show. I’ve been a fan of Jordan Jesse Go! since their first episode, and I feel they should relinquish, or at least share, the “Judge” feature. My reasons:
A) Although they talk about the Ask Judge Hodgman feature a lot, they almost NEVER ACTUALLY DO IT. I think in the 95 episodes of JJGO!, they’ve had Hizzoner PC on maybe 4 times.
B) Sorry J&J, but the Judge John segment has never been as funny as The Honorable JP talking about lint traps.
C) Judge Jimmy is the law. And the song about this fact is AWESOME.
D) Um, the Truth or Dare thing sounds horrible. There is no way that will end well.

I file a motion to suppress JJGO! on the grounds of more funny and better theme tune. I will take this to the highest court in the land, if need be! (Although, I’m not wure what the highest court is for Podcasting… some sort of FaceBook meme or something? The hierarchy is a little fuzzy.)
(You remember Fuzzy Hierarchy…)

Sincerely,
Margaret Cross, Esq.
(This Case is For Humor Only. It will be promptly dropped if it might cause some sort of podcast war… especailly since Jesse would win such a war by making Jimmy sit in a room with his damn dog again)

[Gene George]

Look, there's nine people on the Supreme Court, there's room for two Judges in the Supreme Court of podcasting.

[crimestick]

Great start to the new season! I'll say it: Scott is my favorite NNF guest.

[TacoSmith]

"...where the fudge is made?"

Next season's intro is already sealed...

This was the best. I now want to say that every time someone says something is around the corner.

[pissedpissedofferson]

You mean the main human? or Patton Oswalt?

Linguini the human, his and Emille's voice actors are both animators at Pixar. I didn't know about the scratch tracks though, that's interesting.

[nathansmart]

This was the best. I now want to say that every time someone says something is around the corner.

I have stolen a lot of jokes from Scott Aukerman's appearances (even though it's all stuff I've said before as a kid - he just revived them for me). Fromunda, the Mighty Sore-ass, and now the fudge line. I know it wasn't Scott Aukerman who said Tooth Hurty but I feel like it's something he would say so I'm adding it in here as well.

Linguini the human, his and Emille's voice actors are both animators at Pixar. I didn't know about the scratch tracks though, that's interesting.

Yeah, from what I've read it sounds like they are actors (at least the guy that played Linguini) and that it makes sense they would be in there. But it also makes sense that Brasky's scenario is true too.

[Meen Bellpeppers]

[mike]

I love Scott's dirty mouth.




And the things he say.

[Aaron1933]

Alright, I submit that Judge Jimmy must remain a part of the show. I’ve been a fan of Jordan Jesse Go! since their first episode, and I feel they should relinquish, or at least share, the “Judge” feature.

Jimmy said that Jesse was okay with them doing it. It was their decision not to.

[Bryan_]

I demand a Gavel to Gavel fight between Judge Jimmy and Judge John Hodgman. The last man standing may keep their robe and continue their duty as an internet arbiter.

[Shane]

"...where the fudge is made?"

Next season's intro is already sealed...

I think I'm gonna have to go with Scott's line "Do you know anyone else with a camera" for the first Season 6 intro stone cold lead pipe lock.

[Pimpbot]

I truly enjoyed Scott's Mo'Nique impression. "Men, you got to eat the pussy!"

[Pat Francis]

Did no one suggest Pat's "I'm horny" character for the intro?

I did.

[Pat Francis]

Suggestion.

With Jimmy's release of his Adam Carolla podcast episode today coinciding with a new episode of NNF, it would be smart marketing to make the Scott Aukerman show completely free to everyone for an entire episode (I have the Primo so I'm not being selfish). 500,000 people who understand and consume podcasts are going to experience how great Jimmy is on Carolla and I think giving them a NNF for free would be good business. I have not listened to either episode yet, so maybe they are doing something similar. To which I say "kudos" and go back to minding my own business.

Two and half hours of Pardo (sitcom?), I'm bouncing off the walls!

That is a very good idea... listen up Jimmy and Matt!

[WhoRadley]

Instead of Judge Jimmy, what if you guys took the cast of a certain movie, read the names from the least important role to the lead role and see how many names it takes you to guess the movie!

[Darryl]

That is a very good idea... listen up Jimmy and Matt!

That's what the third chair does; he passes on marketing ideas and draws attention to methods of increasing listenership.

[TargemQ8]

Instead of Judge Jimmy, what if you guys took the cast of a certain movie, read the names from the least important role to the lead role and see how many names it takes you to guess the movie!

You should also have Matt start putting forth completely insane observations about science, history, and animals, and tell him he has a head like a fucking orange.

[Warhead Jones]

I can't believe Jimmy ruled in favor of the Snuggie.
A Gentleman wears a robe.

[Alex King]

I would like to hear stories from Matt's hilariously over-sized diary.

[Alex Mac]

Is it just me or is the new intro really good at getting you in some sort of super focused mode of NNF justice?

"Pay attention. Head in the game."