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  1. #41

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    You don't need Judge Jimmy OR Truth or Dare, all you need is Andrew, the guest, and a running commentary as the two make out.



  2. #42

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    My local FOX affiliate shows six different court shows every weekday. SIX.

    I think there's enough room in the podcast world for Judges Jimmy AND Hodgman.

    Loved the episode, BTW.



  3. #43

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    "Sooo...did you ever find out who she was fucking?"



  4. #44

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by Warhead Jones View Post
    I can't believe Jimmy ruled in favor of the Snuggie.
    A Gentleman wears a robe.
    Me neither. Now I have to buy my girlfriend one of those demon-capes.



  5. #45

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by Kurt View Post
    Me neither. Now I have to buy my girlfriend one of those demon-capes.
    They'd probably sell more if they called them that. Either that or "Blankets with arm holes".



  6. #46

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    I vote that Jimmy and Jesse take their case before Judge John Hodgman during MaxFunCon in June.



  7. #47

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by Warhead Jones View Post
    I can't believe Jimmy ruled in favor of the Snuggie.
    A Gentleman wears a robe.
    You mean a reverse-snuggie?

    Maybe someone who owns one can answer this: is there any difference (other than the obvious materials) between a snuggie and a robe you're wearing backwards?



  8. #48

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Nice way to start of the season with one of my favorite guests!

    At RYT last month (I think), I thought JP said one of his fantasy baseball team names was Pardo's co-tails. What haaaaappened?
    "There was no joke in there words-wise" - Andy Kindler

    "Defend your book, NERD!" - Graham Elwood

    ArchStanton: My brother and I love like a lesbian couple



  9. #49

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by TargemQ8 View Post
    You should also have Matt start putting forth completely insane observations about science, history, and animals, and tell him he has a head like a fucking orange.
    How about you start taking fake callers and incorporating lots of New Jersey-specific material?
    Hear me sing.
    CLLCT.com post/listen to/download free music.



  10. #50

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Or howabout Jimmy and Matt dress up as woman and do acapella covers of New York dolls songs for an hour?



  11. #51

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny View Post
    Or howabout Jimmy and Matt dress up as woman and do acapella covers of New York dolls songs for an hour?
    Is that a band or something?



  12. #52

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    It's a punk band. I think the idea is dynamite.



  13. #53

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    are they? i've never heard of 'em.

    ...wait, jenny likes punk?!
    "This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."



  14. #54

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    never heard of the new york dolls? ... really? they were malcolm mclaren's pet project before he hooked up with the sex pistols. they looked like this:




  15. #55

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    wow. those ladies look HOT HOT HOT!
    "This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."



  16. #56

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by pissedpissedofferson View Post
    Maybe someone who owns one can answer this: is there any difference (other than the obvious materials) between a snuggie and a robe you're wearing backwards?
    Yes, a woman might want to have sex with a guy wearing a robe.



  17. #57

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by Warhead Jones View Post
    Yes, a woman might want to have sex with a guy wearing a robe.
    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/object...16LG23.DTL&o=0
    "This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."



  18. #58

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Check and mate.



  19. #59

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by yumitree View Post
    wow. those ladies look HOT HOT HOT!
    I am a fan of this joke.



  20. #60

    Re: NEVER NOT FUNNY #501 - Scott Aukerman

    Quote Originally Posted by Meen Bellpeppers View Post
    Is that a band or something?
    All right, I can see my addition to the joke pile didn't work..I'll see myself out.



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