Jimmy: "And you're talking about these crazy jungle birds?"
PFT: "Hey, why are they crazy?"
Jimmy: "You called them crazy jungle birds."
PFT: "Hmmmmm...I did!"
Jimmy: "And you're talking about these crazy jungle birds?"
PFT: "Hey, why are they crazy?"
Jimmy: "You called them crazy jungle birds."
PFT: "Hmmmmm...I did!"
Jimmy: Back in the old days-
Andy Daly: You'd take your keys out of the ignition and throw them out the window!
Maybe the hardest Jimmy has ever laughed, definitely the hardest I've ever laughed.
I also remember this gem.
Jimmy: My friend Daver...does our theme song...went to go Howie Mandel at the Holiday Star Theater in Merrillville, Indiana
Matt: Howie get in?
Andy: Howie like it?
PFT: "I did pass judgment on those birds..."Originally Posted by Alex Mac
Yesss!!!!!
Bill Dwyer 422 is probably in my top 5 favorite episodes, with I think two highlights.
Bill talking about Ostriches
Bill's phone bit not going as planned.
Bill talking about jimmy fucking a badger.
Oh, and since we're all kissing Andy Daly's ass now, him saying "Time to kill another cop..." always makes me laugh.
Last edited by bridgetosolace; September 13, 2009 at 3:05 PM.
It's Bil, with one 'L'...
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
That's not how you spell Bill....
There's also supposed to be an apostrophe in O'Solace, Bridget....
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
There also needs to be a 'my davis ... jr in scamboogah.
Guys stop fighting.
HE STARTED IT!!!!!
Bill screaming "REJECT...REJECT" when receiving a call on his cell then calmly explaining that it's a voice activated phone.
Last edited by Gwardo; September 14, 2009 at 3:48 PM.
Jimmy: You remember Tuba Funk?
Schmitty: Tower of Power opened up for them.
Todd: I know NOTHING about music.
Jimmy: One of these bands is made up, Todd.
Jimmy, Matt and Schmitty talking about the Charming Dullard like it was a real pub is another favorite. There was such committment by all to keep the riff going. "Did ja ever get the cornbeef there? De licious!"
"You're supposed to be the nerdy quiet guy. Why are you all of a sudden getting mouthy?" Jimmy to Matt
the baja fresh story which ends with jimmy saying "Guess what ,I'm not even a jew!"
Scott Aukerman telling his strip poker story in season two (hawaiian Doug ensnaring a girl with the line: "come here I want to show you something", and the third dude saying he belonged in the trash).
Someone will be able to add the details, but the whole Jet Li vs Chuck Norris (right?) thing from season 1 (right?).
I remember in one scenario Chuck Norris was eating a Cobb salad.
Which episode has the Men's Wearhouse story?
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