NEVER NOT FUNNY SEASON FIVE

[Darryl]

Dammit! I can never have nice things!

[isoS]

Hey everybody! The pre-sale is up! http://pardcast.com/premium.php

Deal of the century: buy the audio and get the video for free! Limited time only. Act now.

[Doug]

"Douglas, thank you for your payment"
No thank you, PayPal.

Now Darryl can have nice things.

[crimestick]

Done!

[Darryl]

Yayyy!!! Nice things!!!!

[DiggityDawg]

[Robot Voice]Pre-order completed. Commence funny.[/Robot Voice]

Seriously...thanks for this special deal. Very cool.

[Berliner]

How did you know? How did you know that I like deals?

[aenemaTron]

Welcome to cooltown, cheapos.

[MrDys]

I'm in. ...and because I'm lazy and I like to listen to things at work, I bought seasons 1-3 the other day too.

[grumm]

How long will this preorder special go on for? I really shouldn't get it before Thursday... but I also don't want to miss out.

[Doug]

How long will this preorder special go on for? I really shouldn't get it before Thursday... but I also don't want to miss out.

I think Matt said it was all October, you should be okay.

[Darryl]

Now I need another way to feel superior to others for $5 every 6 months.

[Paul Ramone]

Now I need another way to feel superior to others for $5 every 6 months.

Save up for two years and buy an extra subscription to season ten?

[nathansmart]

in

[Pat Francis]

We interrupt this thread to bring you a message of no importance:

www.consistentjackass.com is finally up! Enjoy a "Dear Starchild" outtake with Pardo laughing in the background.

[brewcaster]

We interrupt this thread to bring you a message of no importance:

www.consistentjackass.com is finally up! Enjoy a "Dear Starchild" outtake with Pardo laughing in the background.

This is why God invented the internet.

[punkdc]

So there is an Appearances section...can we expect the stand-up of Pat to return?!

[Pat Francis]

So there is an Appearances section...can we expect the stand-up of Pat to return?!

(Seinfeld cockney accent) "Not bloody likely"

[Darryl]

So there is an Appearances section...can we expect the stand-up of Pat to return?!

"I'll be walking through The Grove to buy underwear at The Gap sometime Saturday afternoon."

"Taking my old porn collection to the recycling center Monday night. Look for the 24 foot U-Haul truck.

Etc.

[Pat Francis]

"I'll be walking through The Grove to buy underwear at The Gap sometime Saturday afternoon."

"Taking my old porn collection to the recycling center Monday night. Look for the 24 foot U-Haul truck.

Etc.

Don't even think that I haven't thought about posting stuff like that... I have and I will.