The "not worth its own thread" thread

[Bobaganoosh]

I just got my power back today after it went out last Sunday (the 14th).

I figured I would welcome myself back to the internet.

[mike]

Safe for work porn

[scamboogah]

Safe for work porn

I laughed out loud at the harmonica. Good stuff.

Oh, and before anyone thinks it's 'totally' safe for work, you should know that there's still a lot of porn sounds in it, so speakers off!!

[Kentock]

That video is A-Mazing!

[mike]

Sorry! Didn't have sound on when I looked at it.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI_bw5Z5kvM

McCain gets his ass handed to him by Letterman.

[smartbunny]

www.mvslive.com

Maron v Seder every day at 3PM on Air America starting Oct. 1.

[MikeDinosaur]

I'm sure everyone saw the ads for American Carol and figured it would be lame, but I didn't realize it would have such insane, vile shit: http://article.nationalreview.com/?q...EyMGNmNTFlN2Y=

That Barack slave joke... Christ

[Aaron1933]

My disgust at the movie itself (what I know of it, anyway) is beyond words, but I love this line from the article:

"An American Carol will probably be panned by jaded reviewers who will point out the film’s flaws."

What the fuck is the alternative?

[megalope]

I think this is worth its own thread, but can we take out the apostrophe in this thread's title?

[BillBrasky]

Fox is high on “Pineapple Express” director David Gordon Green.

The network has greenlit a pilot presentation for “Good Vibes,” a half-hour animated comedy written by Mr. Green. The project, from 20th Century Fox TV, is described as a coming-of-age story told against the backdrop of a beach community.

Mr. Green is partnering with Mike Clements ("The Life and Times of Tim"), Tom Werner ("That '70s Show") and Brad Abelson to executive produce "Vibes."

“Good Vibes” represents Mr. Green’s first big stab at TV comedy. He wrote and directed the 2007 Sundance feature “Snow Angels,” as well as “All the Real Girls” and “George Washington.” He’s currently adapting the Brad Land memoir “Goat” as a feature.

[Famous Police Dog]

I think this is worth its own thread, but can we take out the apostrophe in this thread's title?

NO!

that's like asking alanis morisett to put some actual ironic situations in her song

[Jawa]

I think this is worth its own thread, but can we take out the apostrophe in this thread's title?

I vote for more apostrophes.

[Trial]

[BillBrasky]

Post of the year.

[Trial]

I did not make it!!!

[Famous Police Dog]

arm above head, disqualified

[BillBrasky]

I was just reading this article about upcoming Disney movies, and one of their upcoming projects for 2009 is a remake of "A Christmas Carol" with Jim Carrey starring not only as Ebenezer Scrooge, but also as the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future. Sounds OK, right?
But it's being directed by Robert Zemeckis, and it's going to be done using motion-capture technology, like "The Polar Express".
(Gob voice) COME ON! If there's one actor who doesn't need computer "help" to play a bunch of different characters, it's Jim Carrey. What is Zemeckis's fascination with this process? "Polar Express" was just creepy, and "Beowulf" sucked. I almost got excited about seeing Jim Carrey be funny again, but now I'm just dreading this.

(Other reasons to hate Disney: A sequel to "Wild Hogs", and Pixar deciding to do "Cars 2" instead of "The Incredibles 2")

[nadsat droog]

Can there be a ban on new takes on A Christmas Carol? I'm going to write my local congressman.

[TomHicks]

The CW is developing a new take on the Batman mythology. Only it's not about Batman, it's about Robin. Only it's not about Robin, it's about Dick Grayson. Only it's not about Dick Grayson, it's about the Graysons (the show is 'The Graysons'). It will be set when Dick is with his family and performing in the circus.

Oh, and the story says 'Dick' has been changed to 'DJ.'

http://tv.ign.com/articles/915/915079p1.html

[scamboogah]

This just in, it's not about the Graysons anymore, but about their neighbors.