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    http://www.reuters.com/article/newsO...14785120080801

    World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
    Fri Aug 1, 2008 12:13am EDT

    LONDON (Reuters) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

    It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

    It heads the world's oldest top 10 joke list published by the University of Wolverhampton Thursday.

    A 1600 BC gag about a pharaoh, said to be King Snofru, comes second -- "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish."

    The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

    "Jokes have varied over the years, with some taking the question and answer format while others are witty proverbs or riddles," said the report's writer Dr Paul McDonald, senior lecturer at the university.

    "What they all share however, is a willingness to deal with taboos and a degree of rebellion. Modern puns, Essex girl jokes and toilet humor can all be traced back to the very earliest jokes identified in this research."

    The study was commissioned by television channel Dave. The top 10 oldest jokes can be viewed at www.dave-tv.co.uk.

    (Reporting by John Joseph; Editing by Steve Addison)

    © Thomson Reuters 2008 All rights reserved



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    those jokes suck, I'm way funnier than that

    WHY DID THE PHARAOH RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF ADULTERY? HE DIDN'T, HE CAN DO WHATEVER HE WANTS go fuck yourself Sumeria
    "(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
    (laughter)
    "Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"

    ~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode



  3. #83

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    The rumors were, apparently, true....











    No reason to post this except jealousy, I suppose. David and I seem to have the same "type", for whatever it's worth.



  4. #84

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    what a CUTE puppy dog!
    "(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
    (laughter)
    "Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"

    ~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode



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    Re: The "not worth it's own thread" thread

    Quote Originally Posted by BillBrasky View Post
    David and I seem to have the same "type", for whatever it's worth.
    Barely Legal?



  6. #86

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    Shameful, desperate self-promotion.

    This is so embarassing. Oh god.

    http://brettdavis.wordpress.com

    Ugh. I feel dirty.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Scammy Davis Boogah Jr. View Post
    Barely Legal?
    Hey, if David's not worried about the age difference at 44, I'm certainly not going to be worried about it at 33..

    Amber is 25. It's not just her, though, but Mary Lynn, and every other girl I've ever seen connected with David; they all seem to have a cute, indie-girl quality.



  8. #88

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    D-Cross and AmbTamb! Travelling pants indeed!

    Shit, how do I date a 25-year old?



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    Couldn't find the thread on "Funny People". Here's an interview with Judd Apatow.
    http://chud.com/articles/articles/15...TOW/Page1.html

    Also, mountain lion enters bedroom and kills and steals dog at 4:30am while couple slept. She woke up, screamed and the cat took off carrying their now dead dog of 72lbs!
    http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/08/06/mou...ef=mpstoryview
    Last edited by Fentmore; August 6, 2008 at 10:05 AM.



  10. #90

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trial View Post
    what a CUTE puppy dog!
    Ollie Redsox!



  11. #91

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    Come on, Redsox!



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    Personalized news! Kinda fun to spread to your friends. Here, I've made Matt Belknap in the running for President in '08 (for creating AST). He's on buses, billboards, check it out, its a pretty neat novelty video.

    http://www.news3online.com/index.php...zq20V9gy78mSR6
    Last edited by Fentmore; August 8, 2008 at 12:00 PM.



  13. #93

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    It's not working for me, anyone else?



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    Re: The "not worth it's own thread" thread

    Good luck to occasional AST poster, Alex Koll, aka Shred Begley Jr. (aka Awesome) at 2-night's US Air guitar championships!!

    Last edited by scamboogah; August 8, 2008 at 10:57 AM.



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    The embedded video may be blocked at work (but not the site). For instance I can't see it either, but it works at home.



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    I started a new sort-of Pine Oaks-related blog that will hopefully be updated fairly often.

    For entertainment and knowledge, please direct your internet windows towards jcooperthurlow.blogspot.com

    And please, tell your friends.



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    I just found out that Mike Maronna (Big Pete) is now an electrician in movies. It saddens me that he couldn't continue his acting career.
    Winter is Coming: Summer 2011.



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    he used to pop up in commercials a couple of years ago (i remember a staples or office depot ad) and was all punky and tattooed.



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    Congrats to Miss Jen Kirkman for being featured on Myspace comedy! Has anyone else noticed myspace has been showing a lot of AST comics as their features? Yay!



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    I would feel sad if I didn't post this:

    http://www.nicovideo.jp/img/tpl/head/icon/nico/

    Hopefully, those images will appear in some posts.



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