The "not worth its own thread" thread

[JayRunner]

I'm sick of this thread having only 8 pages!

[KevinLee]

NWIOP

[crlygrl]

I was just at Ikea wearing my Zach Galifianakis "Pretentious" t-shirt and a woman who worked there goes "Do you know that guy on your shirt?"

I told her I didn't but that I was a huge fan and she said that she went to highschool with him. I thought that was pretty damn funny.

The end.

[KevinLee]

Paul Mooney on the Dr. Phil Show Friday the 12th. "The N Word Debate"

[Berliner]

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/enter...a-date-244516/

Read the blurb for Conan.

[andrearunge]

You need stop reading "lady" magazines, B.

[CaptainBreakfast]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/7612809.stm

It's not worth any thread.

[Cankerblossom]

The title of this article is one of my favorites in recent memory

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_bicyclist_vs_bear

[andrearunge]

This game plays just like "hang man", except it starts with Steve from his movie The Jerk, and every time you miss a letter in any of the many Steve-related words you are trying to guess, he gets loaded up with things... this ashtray, this paddle game, this remote control... you know the rest! If he gets overloaded with too much stuff, he falls into a hole in the ground! Please help Steve! All he needs is you! This game requires a flash plug-in, and is most fun when you play with the sound on.

[J.B.]

Not great, but has made me chuckle twice in about a dozen clicks.

[Cankerblossom]

Not great, but has made me chuckle twice in about a dozen clicks.

Is this a 4chan creation?

[I love nny]

OK i am totally blanking on what comedian did this joke.
Could i get a little help

[Meen Bellpeppers]

OK i am totally blanking on what comedian did this joke.
Could i get a little help

Advice Puppy.

[I love nny]

i see what you did there.

Daniel Tosh, I did some research (which i should have done in the first place)

[Shane]

i see what you did there.

Daniel Tosh, I did some research (which i should have done in the first place)

what was the joke? all mine has is a red x

[I love nny]

what was the joke? all mine has is a red x

"

She wouldn't dress that way if she didn't want to get fingered

Thats pretty much it

[BillBrasky]

The House Bunny helmer Fred Wolf will write and direct Divorced Guys for Wind Dancer Films, reports Variety. David Spade will star.

Wolf, Spade and Kevin Farley wrote the story about a group of divorced guys who go on a road trip to figure out why their marriages failed and stumble into a series of comic mishaps.

Wind Dancer's Matt Williams and Judd Payne will produce. Bill Papariella will executive produce, and Apryl Prose and Farley will be co-producers.

[scamboogah]

What the hell was Samm Levine doing front row during the Big Brother 10 Finale last night?

Not only was he front row, but he was occasionally craning his neck around from behind Julie Chen and mugging for the cameras.

Granted, it made an otherwise dull and stupid reality show finale must see Tee-vee!!

(A shiny penny to the first person who can find a screenshot.)

[rabbitandox]

A candid nervous Charlie Kaufman audio interview:

http://blog.wired.com/storyboard/200...mplete-in.html

[nadsat droog]

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/...300f9eaf3a3ec8

"A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All!" a special featuring songs composed by Broadway’s “Cry Baby” team of Adam Schlesinger (of Fountains of Wayne fame) and “Daily Show” executive producer David Javerbaum, will air Nov. 23 on Comedy Central and hit DVD two days later. The Hollywood Reporter describes the high-concept premise:

[Stephen] Colbert will be snowed in at his cabin in upstate New York and will pass the time with his musically inclined friends.

Songs and performers:
* "Another Christmas Song," Colbert
* "Have I Got a Present for You," Toby Keith
* "Little Dealer Boy," Colbert and Willie Nelson
* "Hanukkah," Colbert and Jon Stewart
* "Nutmeg," Colbert and John Legend
* "Please Be Patient," Feist
* "There Are Much Worse Things to Believe In," Colbert and Elvis Costello
* "(What's So Funny 'bout) Peace, Love And Understanding," everybody