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    The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

    Get back to where you once belonged.

    Everyone's favorite Tonight Show host is back baby, Jay Leno. Everyone talk about how much you like him here, about his cool cars, and about how much of a down to earth guy he is.
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    "So, as you can see the newspapers today are rife with misspellings"- Jimmy Kimmel as Jay Leno.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CarolineEAnd View Post
    "So, as you can see the newspapers today are riff with misspellings"- Jimmy Kimmel as Jay Leno.
    As are message boards!

    The first commercial I saw was the Creep one, and I thought it was real. I thought maybe it was some self aware irony on Leno's part.
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    Howard Stern - "The Mere Mention Of Jay Leno's Name Makes Me Want To Vomit"

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    Jay LeNO thank you.



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    If an 'AST-Approved' comic did everything Jay did, you'd all think he was great.
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    BOOM. You're on a roll.
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    If Radiohead released an album that sounded just like Matchbox 20's sophomore effort, I'd totally love it.

    (I'm trying to add to the sarcasm.)



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    I don't understand how Jay could just act like nothing happened. The only thing I heard him mention was "it's better at 1130". They cut to the crowd immediately after that and there was literally one person shown that wasn't missing from a nursing home. What a total sleazebag
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    Was it me, or did the people high-fiving Jay at the beginning seem especially young? And I noticed a few shots of the crowd that focused on college sweatshirts. I'm willing to accept Family Guy's popularity among today's youth, but not Leno's.

    Double whammy!



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    Who could bring an Olympian, the cast of Jersey Shore, plus Sarah Palin? Only Jay. TONIGHT.
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    Mel, you asshole.
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    What's this thread doing in the Comedy section?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Umlaut View Post
    What's this thread doing in the Comedy section?
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    If I may quote our old buddy Graham Elwood: Boom.
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    Re: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

    That joke is hackier than Jay Leno.

    Seriously, it has been done more times than this board has crashed.
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    the first episode won't work on hulu. Does anybody have any tips?
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    Re: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

    Try looking in the Non-Comedy section of Hulu
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    Re: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.

    You know John Mulaney's joke about Donald Trump? That he spends his money the way crazy hobos think a millionaire would spend their money? I've always thought Jay Leno was like that, but with 14 year old testosterone-addled boys.

    "When I get rich I'm gonna have cars and be on TV EVERY NIGHT, and everybody is gonna like me, or else!"
    I'm in.



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