Yeah? I thought it was going to be Bob Geldof...
Yeah? I thought it was going to be Bob Geldof...
Harbinger of the End Times.
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Sarah Palin is smart.
Jay Leno is funny.
What is wrong with you people?
What would you like to see at the end of every one of my posts?
Jay riffing with the Jersey Shore crew was a real treat tonight.
Formally Max Geinachoff.
You must be joking. Tell me you're joking. Jay Leno could don a beard, play a piano and deliver some witty one-liners while wearing an Annie outfit and waving a dildo in the air and I still wouldn't think he was funny. I don't know about anyone else but my hatred of the guy goes back to the Doritos commercials he did in the 80's. And I was only like 10 years old.Originally Posted by scamboogah
Just typing that did make me wanna eat some Doritos though. DAMN YOU LENO!!!!!!
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Say what you want about Jay Leno, but you can't deny his uncanny ability to sell Dorito's
He was joking. It was a reference to this post. Or maybe it wasn't, and he likes Leno. I don't know. Leave me alone.
"He's as crazy as a soup sandwich." - Patton Oswalt on Wesley Snipes
Maybe I just wanted you all to picture Leno wearing an Annie costume while waving a dildo in the air, OK?? Why don't YOU leave ME alone????
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http://www.hulu.com/the-tonight-show-with-jay-leno
click on the "tags" tab
I hope they accept my david wain tag.
Jay's back tonight with a trio pack in douchebags: Brett Farve, Matthew McConaughey, and Jason Reitman. Hey Jay, what are yah gonna do today!
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Until September, or whenever we see Conan again, I'm going with the Daily Show, Colbert Report, wait 10 minutes, Jimmy Kimmel.
Trying to avoid any of the 250 adjectives/tags that can describe Jay Leno and/or the depression-riddled David Letterman.
SCAMMY IS SO JOKING!
I was trying to figure out how to respond to this in a non-dickish way.....but, I couldn't come up with anything.
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
If any of the responses you came up with were not inclusive of the word "dildo" I don't think it would have been worth it anyway...
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WTF? I just tuned into the Tonight Show and Conan looks like he had a horrible chin accident that drained all the pigmentation from his hair!
There are news reports floating around about how Sarah Palin's segments on The Jay Leno Show at 11:35pm didn't go over very well with the studio audience...but that the audio was sweetened for the broadcast to make it seem like she did great.
I think this goes to show that Jay Leno is committed to giving the American public a professional late night show experience. Some amateurs might just have left it the way it was...but then how would the television audience know what we were really supposed to feel about Sarah Palin? How would we know that she's spunky, funny and the maverick that will save our country from the big bad wolf?
Thanks, Jay... Without you and your crackpot staff, there might have been some awkward reality on display...rather than a carefully controlled display of professional propaganda, which is exactly what America tunes in to NBC at 11:35pm for...
gp--People are stupid! Yes they are! Thanks Jay Leno for letting me laugh at how stupid people are!--elttaes
We'll just take the fact that this was too long and that you didn't read it...as read.
I hope he comes to Portland sometime soon and does some stand up, so I can support him since he only lives off of his stand up money.
Formally Max Geinachoff.
Tim Heidecker live tweeted Leno's show a few days ago. http://twitter.com/TIMHEIDECKER
His last tweet while watching it was:
OK. that's it. I can't do it anymore. Fuck em all. And Fuck Sarah Palin. I'm not watching that shit and neither should you.
"Did you hear about this in the news? I didn't, I was too busy tugging one out to Autotrader." -Jay Leno
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