Can I interest anyone in some FOOD?

[aenemaTron]

I'll tell you what it is: it's that a hot dog roll is at all the same as sandwich bread.

When I first read and responded, I thought he said Marshmallow Fluff, not Miracle Whip. Good LORD.

[Babychoby]

First: Scammy, say bonjour to Paris for me! I'm so jealous.

Secondly: You, weird person, bananas are disgusting. Mayo is disgusting. Miracle whip is fake mayo and therefore disgusting. The next logical assumption is that you, sir, are disgusting and your continued reference to your gastric monstrosity in a thread dedicated to food, for and by lovers of food, is an affront to common decency!

[Taul F. Pompkins]

calm down people. i promise to never speak of bananas again. i will only speak of AST approved food.

[ArchStanton]

Ya, the Banana was the problem there.
I might start calling you Jenny.

[Babychoby]

calm down people. i promise to never speak of bananas again. i will only speak of AST approved food.

Methinks you take your avatar to heart, sir.

[Berliner]

Is that some kind of southern food?

[MJEH]

I've been eating banana and Miracle Whip sandwiches my entire life and today I had the revelation that instead of cutting up the banana and putting it on regular sliced bread is ten times harder than just putting the banana in a hot dog bun. I'll never go back to the old way again. It seems so ridiculous that it took me 21 years to have this epiphany.

Oh, wait, you're from Indiana?? Well NOW this makes sense! You had me scared for a minute there!! I thought you were from somewhere normal. Whew!!

[Taul F. Pompkins]

Oh, wait, you're from Indiana?? Well NOW this makes sense! You had me scared for a minute there!! I thought you were from somewhere normal. Whew!!

haha. yes i am from indiana. i have a lot of family in illinois as well. joliet i think.

[SlyBattery]

Alright guys, lets leave the American mid-west alone. It has enough problems, what with the having of no distinguishing identity.

[Meen Bellpeppers]

I THOUGHT HE MEANT COOL WHIP TILL NOW!!!

:vomits profusely:

[MJEH]

I've been eating banana and Miracle Whip sandwiches my entire life and today I had the revelation that instead of cutting up the banana and putting it on regular sliced bread is ten times harder than just putting the banana in a hot dog bun.

Isn't this from the "Indiana's Greatest Recipes" book??

Ingredients: 1 bananer - Miracle Whip - 2 slices of bread - 1 knife to spread the Miracle Whip around on the bread

Directions: 1. Take the 2 slices of bread out of the packaging 2. Take the bananer out of your asshole and slice it. No, using a knife. 3. Using said knife again, spread Miracle Whip onto bread. No, open the jar first. 4. Place bananer slices on the bread. No, the side WITH the Miracle Whip. 5. Put bread slices together. No, the bananer/Miracle Whip sides go on the INSIDE of the sandwich. 6. You know what, just forget it. Have your mom do it.

[nathansmart]

MJEH & Taul F. Pompkins ARE... The Annoying Post Bros.!

[Babychoby]

Lets reset the thread. Last night I made a pancetta wrapped pork loin with golden chanterelle sauce. I served it with pan roasted Brussels sprouts and potato and caramelized onion gratin. We ate dinner at 10:00 PM. Stupid 9-5!

[Gene George]

Serious questions for Taul:

Is it a fuckload of mayo? Like as if you were making a banana salad tuna salad style, or is it just enough to dampen the bread.
Are riper bananas preferred or should they be starchier?
Bread? White sandwich bread?

Unlike the kneejerk haters there MAY be something to this. If Bourdain can try warthog asshole I sure as fuck can eat a banana/mayo sandwich.

[Babychoby]

Serious questions for Taul:

Is it a fuckload of mayo? Like as if you were making a banana salad tuna salad style, or is it just enough to dampen the bread.
Are riper bananas preferred or should they be starchier?
Bread? White sandwich bread?

Unlike the kneejerk haters there MAY be something to this. If Bourdain can try warthog asshole I sure as fuck can eat a banana/mayo sandwich.

Try as you may, I don't think you can make a silk purse out of a wartog's asshole.

[Gene George]

Try as you may, I don't think you can make a silk purse out of a wartog's asshole.

I guarantee it will not be the worst thing I have eaten or drank.

[Harry Bongers]

Lets reset the thread. Last night I made a pancetta wrapped pork loin with golden chanterelle sauce. I served it with pan roasted Brussels sprouts and potato and caramelized onion gratin. We ate dinner at 10:00 PM. Stupid 9-5!

I initially read this as a "panacotta wrapped pork loin" and thought you may have dethroned taul pompkins.

I made my jerk chicken soup again last night. Dialled back the scotch bonnets a bit and used chicken thighs and legs rather than breasts. Turned out really well. Tonight I'm making a scallop carpaccio with a roasted jalapeno vinagrette to start then braised pork belly with cider braised red cabbage.

[Gene George]

I've had some stomach bug so i made a pot of plain white rice cooked in dark chicken broth with a single clove of garlic and maybe a 1/4 tsp of salt. It was the best meal I have eaten in days.

Being sick sucks.

[nathansmart]

what's the consistency of that?

[Gene George]

what's the consistency of that?

The rice? Dry & fluffy.