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A new children's consignment store in Brooklyn For the kids. In my house. Not a joke.
This is really cool:
http://www.fancyfastfood.com/
Night gathers, and now my snark begins. It shall not end until it gets hacky. I shall take my wife(... please!), hold no lands, father no negative ratings. I shall wear no crowns and win no AST Top 20 Rankings. I shall live and die by my posts. I am the LOL in the darkness. I am the fire that burns against the trolls, the sneer that guards the realms of men from Kyle Cease's Comedy Boot Camp. I pledge my life and honor to the AST's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
Bringing this back since it is so absurd. KFC might have finally topped all of what has come so far with the double down sandwich.
Last edited by Alex Mac; August 26, 2009 at 2:01 PM. Reason: Image Added
At junior's in Brooklyn, there's a brisket sandwich that uses potato pancakes instead of bread. Wash it down with an Egg Cream!
BTW, i got the results back from my blood work. My cholesterol levels are fine. I couldn't believe it.
Bringing this back since it is so absurd. KFC might have finally topped all of what has come so far with the double down sandwich.
I'm positive KFC is owned by some foreign government and they're just fattening people up for an invasion.
Last edited by Harry Bongers; August 26, 2009 at 2:27 PM.
What was the best concert you've been to?
-- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.
Makes sense. I sat next to a corporate bigwig from Dunkin' Donuts at a Red Sox game and he was British. Probably some scheme to make sure our militia men can't outrun the Redcoats when they strike. Also explains why they are all over the place in New England.
i plan on eating one of these in the next few days. i'll report back if i survive.
"This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."
Yeah that sounds good. Hear back from you soon.
i was thwarted tonight after band practice. the kfc i went to did not have the double down. perhaps the hippies of the greater san francisco bay area aren't stupid/fat/suicidal enough for kfc to unleash the power of that monstrosity.
"This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."
The article linked above says it's only available in Rhode Island and Nebraska right now. Road trip for yumitree.
the smallest state in the union is where i'll go for the biggest artery clog in history.
"This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."
I'm heading back to school in the next couple of weeks in Providence. I might be able to get my hands on the double down first (though I think the nearest bad chicken place is a Popeye's). I will not eat it but I will buy it for a starving hobo. If anything goes wrong, it should be okay. It'll be like he never existed.
How much more unhealthy is that compared to regular fast food? A lot of people eat all that tucked between two buns. This seems almost healthier in a way.
Or at least a whole lot more honest. They're pretty much spelling out how bad of an idea it is for you instead of letting you rationalize your decision.
How about waiting until actually trying it before discussing the merits?
Foie Gras is also a food that no sane person with a working heart would ever ingest, but it's also ding-dang delicious...
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
I ate the one pound burger at Fuddrucker's last weekend. And then I finished my girlfriend's fries. Food is awesome.
But if you have eaten KFC's chicken (with its alien texture) you can figure that putting cheese and bacon between it isn't going to make it better. If that's your opinion, of course.
On the other hand, Fuddruckers' hamburgers are worth the excessive calorie intake at least three or four times a year.
Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980
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This from Chris Hardwick's Twitter:
Dbl Coronary Burger @ Vortex: topped w/ 2 fried eggs, 4 slices of cheese, 5 slices of bacon & 2 grilled cheese sandwiches replacing the bun
I'm so excited reading this, I don't want to research to find if it's true. I remember what it was like for me when I found out that Santa, Jesus' Resurrection, and the Moon landing were all faked. I choose to believe in this burger.
What, no gravy pipe?
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
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