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    Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Well, hear it go. TMZ reported it first and all the other news outlets followed suit. It is an apparent cardiac arrest and according to TMZ who spoke with Joe Jackson... It ain't lookin' good.

    http://www.tmz.com/



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    If he'd had a hit in the last 12 years, I'd have created one right away.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    I heard they found bubbles in his heart, but it turns out they just meant he loved his monkey.

    He's getting a transplant from a dead little boy who just happened to be on ice under his bed when the ambulance showed up.

    His last wish is to be buried a still-living Corey Feldman.
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    DO NOT HONK
    UNLESS FOR DANGER



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Wow, have you been saving those up?



  5. #5

    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Heart attacks at such a young age are actually quite common among middle-aged black men. But, this is quite unusual for a middle-aged white woman. Get it? He's funny lookin'!



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    May I remind you that a man is in the hospital, and...oh wait, I just got it.



  7. #7

    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    They're having a sale at the gift shop. Little boys' hospital gowns are half off.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    ...and TMZ is reporting that he has passed.



  9. #9

    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by MrDys View Post
    ...and TMZ is reporting that he has passed.
    ruh-roh



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Darkness falls across the land
    The midnite hour is close at hand
    Creatures crawl in search of blood
    To terrorize yawls neighbourhood
    And whosoever shall be found
    Without the soul for getting down
    Must stand and face the hounds of hell
    And rot inside a corpses shell
    The foulest stench is in the air
    The funk of forty thousand years
    And grizzy ghouls from every tomb
    Are closing in to seal your doom
    And though you fight to stay alive
    Your body starts to shiver
    For no mere mortal can resist
    The evil of the thriller



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Speaking of which, has anyone ever seen a DVD that includes the full making-of Thriller thing? I taped that shit off TV and used to watch it all the time.
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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Quote Originally Posted by aenemaTron View Post
    Speaking of which, has anyone ever seen a DVD that includes the full making-of Thriller thing? I taped that shit off TV and used to watch it all the time.
    I have it. But it's gonna cost ya, now.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Somewhere, a boy named Ameen is crying.



  14. #14

    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Let me know when a source that isn't TMZ says he's died.



  15. #15

    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    Withdrawn. A reporter at the paper I work at says KNX was quoting TMZ.
    DaggerofChrist unmasked



  16. #16

    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    If Ohio in 2004 had died, Fox News would have reported it by now, maaaaaaaaaan!



  17. #17

    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    So fucking a monkey will create aids, but raping a little boy will give you a heart attack ten years later?

    This is confusing.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    I thought THE_REAL_SHAQ had confirmed it on Twitter, but it turns out he just hates punctuation and I'm mildly dyslexic.



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    lets chat about it, share some memoriez



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    Re: Nobody created a HOLY SHIT Michael Jackson is rushed to the hospital thread yet?

    From what I've been reading, it sounds like he was struck by, he was struck by...a smooth criminal.

    Sorry.



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