Omegle

[rabbitandox]

Omegle.com - talk to a random stranger, post the hilarious results. I enjoyed this one:

[Having Fun!]

looks like ast has a glitch where if you do a something.com it will turn it into a hot link.

So here it is http://www.omegle.com

[CHaberkern]

I still think the conversation I had with a stranger about LOST was amazing. They set me up perfectly!

[CaptainBreakfast]

The ususal conversation:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: U.S.
Stranger: ohh cool
You: you?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: woman?
You: man
Stranger: shit
Stranger: bye

[klorjne]

Stranger: You remind me of the babe!

You: What babe?

Stranger: The babe with the power

You: What power?

Stranger: The power of voodoo.

You: Who do?

Stranger: You do.

You: Do What?

Stranger: Remind me of the babe!

You: God that was awesome

Stranger: i think i love you


EDIT:

You: hi

Stranger: heey

You: so, how bout them dangerous criminals?

Stranger: you freak ._.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[nadsat droog]

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: nah

Stranger: any of the three?

You: america

Stranger: amerifag

[crimestick]

We did this over at Friends of Tom. Some funny stuff:

http://www.friendsoftom.com/forum/in...ic,5192.0.html

[ASR]

I had WAY too much fun with these.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Okay, rap battle!
You: Go!
You: You start!
You: With the rapping!
Stranger: ya dig
You: say whaaaaaaaa
Stranger: backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack backpack
You: I like what you did there with that word.
Stranger: yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her
Stranger: yo
You: You are the next Shakespeare.
You: Just wanted to let you know.
You: I am severely impressed.
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i get that alot
You: So when's the baby due?
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE PREGNANT WITH RHYMES
Stranger: june
You: Oh, really? Do you know if it's a boy or a girl yet?
You: BECAUSE YOUR RHYMES ARE GENDERLESS
Stranger: boy
Stranger: wat up homie ?
Stranger: no homo
You: Aw, no homo?
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hola
You: Hi. I'm the new pool boy.
Stranger: kiss my ass
You: Oh, really, Mrs. Teatherbaum?
You: I feel like... this is innappropriate!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Okay, your sound card appears to be working properly now.
Stranger: cyb0rz?
You: You're going to need to update the software at least once a month.
You: If you have any questions, please call the number on my card.
Stranger: shits over rated, man
You: No need to get hostile, sir. I'm just here to help.
Stranger: i need help in other ways... ;)
You: Okay, please follow these instructions carefully...
You: STEP ONE: Take off your pants.
Stranger: wanna play "just the tip"?
You: Let me know when you're ready to continue.
Stranger: done
Stranger: in for this
You: Alright, now for Step Two...
You: Stick your dick in my mouth.
Stranger: pants off, dick in hand, batin
Stranger: oooo kk
You: No, you're going too far ahead without me. Please stay on the line, sir.
You: I'm merely trying to help.
Stranger: oh, sorry
You: Let me know when your dick is in my mouth.
Stranger: go on.....
You: Okay, good.
You: Now, pleaf sit bahk und relacksh whull I gib you da bwowjob uhf youw wife.
Stranger: hotxxx
You: How aw you enjowing thiff, sir?
You: *cough*
Stranger: it's greatness.. just make sure to cup the balls plz
You: Alweddy thurr, sir.
Stranger: Dont mind that there's only one ball there..
Stranger: or the herpes
Stranger: oops
You: Yeff, I thought it wuff odd at fiwst, but I am okay wiff it.
You: Okay, done.
Stranger: you're the best!
You: Thank you for calling Tech Repair.
You: Have a nice day.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You wake up alone in a cold, empty room.
Stranger: no?
You: There is a stack of magazines in the corner.
You: It is dark, but the light switch is within your reach.
Stranger: wtf is wrong with you
You: I don't know that command.
Stranger: fuck you
You: I don't know that command.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: okay rap time
You: My name is A-Robb and I rock the hizzouse
Stranger: You're low class and got blood on your blouse
You: My motherfuckin' bitches all be scared of a mouse!
Stranger: They stink up the room and you spray it with oust
You: And then they complain 'cuz them bitches is lame
Stranger: they make themselves known. they want the rich and fame
You: But when they suckin' mah dick, they all the same
Stranger: they hit the right spot. and then you came
You: Oh, boy, that's the name of the game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can you speak french fluently?
You: You wake up alone in a cold, dark room.
Stranger: et ...
You: There is a dog in the corner, staring at you.
You: A door is to your south.
Stranger: and
You: And no, I cannot speak French fluently.
Stranger: go on
Stranger: your story intrigues me
You: You have died from intrigue/dissentary!
You have disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love chocolate
You: Fucking RUN AWAY.
You: He's RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
You: Okay, seriously, if you don't move RIGHT NOW.
You: You are SO DEAD.
Stranger: I'm already dead
You: and that is my impression of a black guy watching a horror movie
You: what are your thoughts, what can i improve
Stranger: I love chocolate
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[MikeHilinski]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: brasil?
You: WRONG
You have disconnected.

[ASR]

Yeah, I keep getting guys that start by saying "Brasil?"

It might even be the same person, haha.

But I always say "More like GAYzil, am I right?" and then they disconnect.

[Dan B]

I talked to a Brazillian dude named Martin Bob who was hilarious.

[megalope]

http://www.flickr.com/groups/omegle/

[smartbunny]

I'm waiting for 2 of you to post the same chat from different sides.

[alexmechanik]

Connecting to server...
You: Hey
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: I’m just watchin scrubs.
Stranger: 15/girl/not tellin
You: ha I’m not too sure about that show
You: almost everyone I’ve met on here is from brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heyyy
Stranger: HAY
You: im 12
You: u?
Stranger: im 47, this is good
You: hay? is that russian?
Stranger: No it's slang my daughter taught me
You: so are you going to be in trouble for talking to me
Stranger: No of course not
You: what do you do
Stranger: Im a detective
You: really?
Stranger: No
You: haha
You: this site is weird
Stranger: I prefer to be refered to inspector gadget
You: Why is everyone so fucking weird on here?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Jixby Phillips]

[Meen Bellpeppers]

I had WAY too much fun with these.

These were funny. Nice work bro.

[smartbunny]

You: You have died from intrigue/dissentary!

[nadsat droog]

Stranger: Hi, Billy Mays here!

You: OXYCLEAN!

Stranger: Kaboom!

Stranger: Kaboom! and it's gone

Stranger: If you have coffee, soda stains

Stranger: Oxyclean will get it out

You: what about blood stains?

Stranger: like it was never there

Stranger: Blood stains and semen stains will also come out with Oxyclean!

You: do you have anything to get blood off of a hammer?

You: or, say, the trunk of a car?

Stranger: Saliva is a surprisingly good blood cleaner

Stranger: lick it off

You: tried that

Stranger: hmmm

You: i don't have time

Stranger: you may need......

Stranger: OXYCLEAN MEGA POWER

Stranger: ! ! !


You: ok

Stranger: It is more acidic than hydrochloric acid

Stranger: and will disintegrate the entire car most likely

You: will it decompose chopped up body parts?

Stranger: With ease.

You: well i'm sold

Stranger: This is not available in stores. Call 555-5555

You: calling now..

Stranger: plus s&h

Stranger: ($40)

You: that's a small price to pay for getting away with murder

You: i mean

You: cleaning my house

Stranger: mhm

Stranger: well, I have to go talk to another customer. Thank you

[Umlaut]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 23 m washington dc
You: u?
Stranger: haistasinäkultapitkävittujapainutakasinsinnehelvet tiinmistätulitkin
You: there's no way that's a word
You: in any language
Stranger: yes i is
You: what does it mean?
You: SPEAK AMERICAN
Stranger: i dont tell u
You: what language is it?
Stranger: i dont tell u
You: why so secretive?
You: are you a spy?
Stranger: lålålålå
You: oh you're a singer
Stranger: no im not
You: oh you only sing on the internet
You: well me too
You: SEVENTY SIX TROMBONES LED THE BIG PARADE
You: WITH ONE HUNDRED AND TEN CORNETS RIGHT BEHIND
You: AND THE PEOPLE ALL SAID SIT DOWN
You: SIT DOWN YOU'RE ROCKING THE BOAT
You: (i only sing old musical songs)
You: join in if you know it!
Stranger: haista sinäpaska
Stranger: paskaoolet
Stranger: lälälålåå
Stranger: lwjeåoni hgfrc
Stranger: '
Stranger: hf¨'q
Stranger: dhq
Stranger: dehn
Stranger: dhcf
Stranger: 21hdc
Stranger: wqbc
Stranger: qw'hdc
Stranger: ¨qhcedåc
Stranger: qwåheq
Stranger: bhqdw
Stranger: ofdf
Stranger: odöjq
Stranger: oqåh
Stranger: oq¨å
Stranger: j
Stranger: oåoh
Stranger: åh
Stranger: ih
Stranger: åho
Stranger: iåoh
Stranger: iåh
Stranger: åhi
Stranger: hi¨åohj
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ohiå
Stranger: åoåoj
Stranger: åhjå
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Stranger: oh
Stranger: oho
Stranger: jå
Stranger: oho¨
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You: OH MY GOD YOU'RE HAVING AN ATTACK
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Stranger: ertyuo
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You: SOMEBODY CALL THE AMBULANCE WHEREVER YOU ARE
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Stranger: aa
You: THIS IS BAD
Stranger: i
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Stranger: t
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You: YOU'RE DYING
Stranger: a
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You: WHAT CAN I DOOOOOOOO
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Stranger: u
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You: very nice
Stranger: u
Stranger: are en idiot
You: oh thank you that is the highest compliment in my country of america
You: home of george walker bush
You: 43rd president
You: have you heard of him?
Stranger: u are fuckin idiot u r worlds idiotist person i have ever met'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TimBuktu]

You: Hi

Stranger: Do you want to come to a club where people wee on each other?

You: sure

You: do you have Hi-C

Stranger: Of course!

Stranger: What kind of club do you take this for?

You: I can only pee sitting down

Stranger: We'll make arrangements

You: do you have a chair with a hole in it, or someone who can bench press?

Stranger: I think Peaches can bench press

Your conversational partner has disconnected.