did you splunk all over yourself after you saw that tampon fall out?Originally Posted by Siggers
did you splunk all over yourself after you saw that tampon fall out?
Formally Max Geinachoff.
Nah, i ran cleaned myself off then took a long hot shower and finished there. I came back and told my friend after it happened i have the convo here.
Every time Siggers posts all that goes through my mind is "Chosen One"
Last edited by Siggers; October 18, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason: edited Because i am a douche
Every time Siggers posts all that goes through my mind is "Chosen One"
Ok I redact the "bullshit" and I say, "Siggers, you're gross."
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This thread may have just jumped the shark.
S.W.A.S.S. points, no deductions!
We can bring it back again. Siggers, you're hereby unofficially banned from this thread until you have your period and become a woman. When that happens, we'll slap you in the face, cry, and give you a big long hug. Then we'll take you to dinner at Chili's and treat you to a Meryl Streep movie. Until then, stick to the pre-pubescent threads.
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Let's move on from this Siggers debacle. I used to wear pads because I assumed it would speed up the "red days". Nope. Four days is four days, my ladyparts don't care what cotton absorption method I choose.
Iyou.
FOUR DAYS? Sigh. I get a full week and probably a full week of PMS. Three days of huge(r) boobs.
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Formally Max Geinachoff.
The two times I've said "you're on your period, whatever let's do it", I've ended up dearly punished.
it's after all, a Pyrrhic victory, since I'm covered in blood (AAAAAH), but on the other hand I've just had sex (YAY!). I remember I was pretty sweet about it and helping her clean up, like a gentle serial killer.
I'm super lucky. I don't get cramps or PMS at all (except for just a little tenderness in the boobs).
Sex while messin' is awkward. Looks like someone got stabbed. I tend to feel bad and slightly embarrassed afterward. I remember reading an interview with Moby explaining why he prefers to have sex with menstruating females because it's animalistic and hot. I guess it kind of is.
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I want nothing to do with sex when I'm in the womanly way.
What about those Always Infinity pads? According to the ad you can wear all white and it soaks up everything in a fish tank. I'm not too trusting of them.
sometimes i get this thread confused with the parks and recreation thread.
"This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."
I just got a pap smear today. It wasn't too bad. I have to tell my finance that I had another mans hands up my coooter today, and it's his birthday!
The Doc told me I had fibroids, which I never knew but it makes sense since before I got my IUD, I used to have the goriest Halloween periods of all times. Yes, chunks and all.
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I need to stop reading this thread after lunch.
I have fibroids too. They formed within the past few years, and it makes the flow heavy but stops the REALLY BAD cramps I used to have, since the 'roids prevent the uterus from contracting too much. So it stops one bad thing but starts another bad thing. Yay.
This is my favorite thread.
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My Catholic Grandma said that if I left a tampon in overnight I Would Die. I know that's only half the truth, but I still can't force myself to do it. My least favorite thing to do in the world is clean blood off a bed. It makes me feel like less of a person. Any suggestions?
When I find a man who is okay with my bathroom looking like a re-enactment of the one in Judy Chicago's Womanhouse, I have found the one.
Also, why is it that when I masturbate a la' flow, I can't get the smell off of my fingers for DAYS?
I'm also sorry I haven't been supporting this thread, that will end TODAY.
Wake up every hour and change it all out. That's the only solution.
Blood comes out with ice cold water, right away. Comes totally clean.
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