Wow, I've heard so many bad things about that. You really like it?
Wow, I've heard so many bad things about that. You really like it?
"It occurred to me the other day that we've made so many rape/murder jokes about Bridgetown, if one of us actually does get raped or murdered there, the other would automatically become the prime suspect." -Berliner
ArchStanton: thats one of my fave things about valorie...she loves disney AND being mean to people
Wait; how do you get your vag to smell like roses?
Tell us in detail
Don't say you shove roses up there.
I feel as if it'd be literally more than proper or okay if you were to tell us, in detail, about how you shove roses up there.Originally Posted by smartbunny
YOU'RE RUINING IT FOR ME!
yeesh... must be someone's time of the month
Don't look at me I'm fat.
The only side effect (that I know of) is that I don't get a period. I would say it's the greatest invention of the 20th or 21st century, whichever one it was invented in.
Meen Bellpeppers : NOBODY BADMOUTHS SORBET IN MY CHAT
Hey me too!!
many tine tanies
Nobody look at us.
I think your roasting quims are adorable, ladies
Was what I said about "roasting quims" too much? I apologize. I do realize that the webster's dictionary website claims that the word "quim" is derogatory... but I just don't see it. I think the word "quim" is the most elegant and precise word for the "vagina" ever devised.
"Quims" is fine by me; it's "roasting" that I don't get. "Simmering," "bubbling," or some such would be more evocative.
Look.... I am but a man making a futile attempt at understanding something that is inherently ineffable to me. I demand a modicum of respect for at least being within the ballpark of "simmering" with my longshot "roasting" verbage.
Come here, are you ticklish? I'll eat up all your candy and your licorice.
P.S. me three
S.W.A.S.S. points, no deductions!
I swear to GodBuddha that I thought I was the only one on the planet to use the "Q" word for vagina...! I'm glad to know I'm not alone. I think it's the funniest sounding of all vaginal alternative nomenclatures. I just wish people would call each other "Quim!" in place of "C*nt" for comedy's sake...seems like it would lesson the punch of the moment I guess.
Dr. Quim, Medicine Woman?
Starring Jane Seymourgina?
Sorry.
I don't know. Using a word denoting a fundamentally dry process to describe a condition characterized by dampness ranging from slow trickle to raging torrent shows a failure of imagination.
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