Periods and tampons

[suavepebble]

I don't know. Using a word denoting a fundamentally dry process to describe a condition characterized by dampness ranging from slow trickle to raging torrent shows a failure of imagination.

I love this post.

[Sarah]

Aw shucks. You made me blush.

[andrearunge]

Who else gets the hormonal migraines? Try to raise you hands.

[Valorie]

Who else gets the hormonal migraines? Try to raise you hands.

Ugh I do. NOTHING gets rid of them.

[Mindyjoy]

Oh, one other thing I should mention is, since I don't get a period I don't get cramps, headaches, or get PMS-y (but my boyfriend probably thinks otherwise, know what I mean guys? *highfive*)

[sparkiepop]

I have a period every month and I don't get cramps, headaches or PMS-y. Clearly my vagina is magical.

That's two pink and glittery things we have in common.

[Meen Bellpeppers]

[suavepebble]

"magic quim" is the new "cellar door" pass it on

[Valorie]

I have a period every month and I don't get cramps, headaches or PMS-y. Clearly my vagina is magical.

That's two pink and glittery things we have in common.

Stop your goddamn braggin'.

I started my two day migraine about an hour ago.

[andrearunge]

Don't fight it. Go to bed.

[Valorie]

I did after eating.

[dorothy mantooth]

Anybody ever eaten so much, or just eaten something so horrifying, that you actually HOPED it meant your period was coming?

[smartbunny]

Like?

[dorothy mantooth]

Like?

Um...

[smartbunny]

Like what did you eat that was horrifying? Bacon salmon pudding?

[sparkiepop]

Bacon salmon pudding is a period.

[smartbunny]

That's true.

[pissedpissedofferson]

My girlfriend might have some kind of ovarian cyst thing that's strung out her period to about 2 weeks and running now. Is this something I can solve with a knitting needle?

[sparkiepop]

Yes.

[smartbunny]

Go thru the navel.