Periods and tampons

[andrearunge]

Uterine Lining Jewelry.


I'm making mine now!

[smartbunny]

EWW!

[TomHicks]

PMSBuddy.com

This is an Australian Web site that reminds a guy when it's time to tie his lady's kangaroo down.

[beccaBeccaBECCA]

I hope this hasn't been mentioned already; if it has, this post will last forever as a monument to my oversight.

Have any of you fellow wimmin-folk seen this cootercab? It's really quite amazing. An engineering marvel.

And I hear it's self-cleaning.
What I wouldn't give for a ride in that pedipuss!

Also, I will take this time to officially introduce myself to the rest of the AST Ladies. I'm new here and it took me a while to find this thread. I wandered around the site for a while and ran into some weird posts about boobz, beer, and red meat straight off the bone that scared me. I finally feel safe and warm.

[smartbunny]

That cootercab is horrifying.

Now, I am all woman-positive and feminist for sure. But this "vaginas are beautiful" art just seems silly to me. There is a lady I know who does vagina paintings and photography and whatnot and it's like "OK enough already." I mean, the Vagina Monologues is a pretty cool idea and it's stories and stuff but when someone gets into making sculptures and pictures and everything it's just dumb to me. There are actualy vagina necklaces you can buy, that I saw on Feministing.com and they are the stupidest ugliest things to me.

Yeah we are powerful, we can have babies, we are women of the moon and goddesses of the earth and blabbity blah blah. Vaginas.

[sparkiepop]

I had a lady-parts wax for the first time in July and followed-up with it November. I went to this fancy and rather popular place in Beverly Hills. I called to make an appointment last week. "Yes, and your name?" "Marcia." "Marcia. Ah, yes. Marcia. We know you. You've been here before."

What the crap? I was COMPLETELY mortified. They remember me after only being in there twice before? Was there thistle in my lady bush? Was my lady bush considered massive? I didn't get how they would remember me, I'm certain I'm not the only Marcia who patronizes that salon. Right?

Luckily ♥mindyjoy♥ talked me down and made me realize they see crotch beasts in there every day and that's what we pay them for and who cares if they remember me by my unruly muff. It's a $35 well spent.

[CarolineEAnd]

"Marcia." "Marcia. Ah, yes. Marcia. We know you. You've been here before."

I get that a lot when making appointments for stuff (non-vaginally related), because Caroline is not a super common name (I've only personally met 2 others in my life), but Marcia seems like a common enough name that they wouldn't make assumptions.

That is, unless the reservation book includes downstairs Polaroids.

[beccaBeccaBECCA]

I had a lady-parts wax for the first time in July and followed-up with it November. I went to this fancy and rather popular place in Beverly Hills. I called to make an appointment last week. "Yes, and your name?" "Marcia." "Marcia. Ah, yes. Marcia. We know you. You've been here before."

Here's to hoping she was silently entering your name into a computer that recalled your previous appointment, and not that your horror-vag had been forever imprinted into the minds of the now skittish staff.

Semi-related story: The first time I ever got my eyebrows shaped! I was in high school - 15 or 16 years old. The eyebrow waxing went off without a hitch and then the woman performing the service asked if I wanted MY MUSTACHE waxed. To which I replied: "What mustache?"
I would have given her all of the money on my person and promised her my first born child to have the mustache I never knew I had promptly removed. Fortunately for me, it was only $10 extra.

I went to school the next day, feeling I had been jipped and made a fool of, and my then boyfriend said "Oh, you shaved your mustache."
And here, I'd thought it was some Emperor's New Clothes scenario to squeeze $10 out of a naive kid.

I've been waxing my hirsute upper lip religiously since that very day.

[sparkiepop]

I was always embarrassed by the thought of getting all spread-cheeky and having some stranger slap some wax down and rip 'em out, but I was surprised by how it grew in afterward. SO MUCH BETTER than shaving, I think shaving is gross now. And an added bonus is that it lasts a month.

Los Angelenos: Ruth's Skin Care & Cosmetics. They'll never forget your name or your labia.

[Mindyjoy]

I told Marcia they remember her because her lady parts must be the prettiest they've ever seen.

[megalope]

Wow. Ruth's looks amazing, and so close! Maybe I'll treat myself to a facial, ET CETERA

[Valorie]

So get this...I went in for my annual pap smear on Tuesday. I went to a new place because our insurance was changed. Turns out, the nurse practitioner that did my pap was a CLIENT at the veterinary clinic where I work and she recognized me before the pap. On top of that, I must've reminded her that she hadn't had her dog in for a while and made an appointment for Friday. When she showed up for her appointment, all of the other vet techs were tied up in appointments and I had to take her! So yeah, my client knew what my bathing suit area looks like inside and out!

[Alex Mac]

I went to a new place because our insurance was changed. Turns out, the nurse practitioner that did my pap was a CLIENT at the veterinary clinic where I work...

*Insert "Pussy" joke here*

[Valorie]

Haha. I'm sure there are many jokes that can come from that story.

[smartbunny]

You seen one vag you seen em all, I guess.

(I assume. Unless it's a Wizard Sleeve one)

[James Smann]

Certainly gives new meaning to "I have nothing up my sleeves."

[Meen Bellpeppers]

The lesson from that story is don't get pap smears, ladies. I've been saying that for years. Do not even get me started on 'scam-ograms'.

[scamboogah]

Hey man, you're gonna screw up my side business....

[sparkiepop]

Period Tracker application for your iPhone.

[suavepebble]

"I still think women are faking this period shit just to break balls."


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