Hit that girl up in early February. Apparently, that's when she likes to do the bulk of her fucking.
Hit that girl up in early February. Apparently, that's when she likes to do the bulk of her fucking.
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
Any one else have endometriosis? Oh god. I feel like I am being stabbed in the uterus with knives right now.
You a lady?!
Winter is Coming: Summer 2011.
No, but I think I either have PMS for 10 days a month or I'm psychotic.
(EDIT: Dammit, Berliner! Now it looks like I'm saying I'm not a lady. I am totally a lady! With a vagina!)
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i was so sure that I did, but during my pap smear I posted about I was told that everything felt normal and I probably didn't. But to make sure I get screened before I decide to get pregnant.Originally Posted by BreakfastFace
"It occurred to me the other day that we've made so many rape/murder jokes about Bridgetown, if one of us actually does get raped or murdered there, the other would automatically become the prime suspect." -Berliner
ArchStanton: thats one of my fave things about valorie...she loves disney AND being mean to people
WHOA! You guys can just DECIDE that stuff?
heather : ANDREA RUNGE IS LIKE A HORNY MOTHER THERESA
It's how we trick men into marrying us. It's all on Lifetime for reference.
My friend and I have successfully hung out with each other enough for the last six months that we are now synced up to the day. BIOLOGY!
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Gay.
Pregnancy Pact!
(Why do you think we like to get all creepy and synchronize our schedules? There is a serious menstrual and reproductive conspiracy going on out there all around us...)
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BABIES BABIES BABIES OMG I NEED TEH BABIESS!!!111
Thank you, Smartbunny for that accurate impression of me as I suffered from Baby Fever 6 months ago. Somehow dealing with a wedding made it ALL go away... for now...
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YAY! One more month where I don't have babies. Let the river flow
laughingontheinside
congolia : Hugging Arch turned me gay
People (family and friends and perfect strangers) feel it's ok to decide that I don't know what I'm saying when I tell them my fiance and I aren't planning on having kids. They seem to think it's just a phase and that I'll change my mind. At 38, I should think they'd get over themselves already. Ain't happening.
P.S. This doesn't mean I don't like kids which is what gets assumed when they realize I'm serious. I love kids!
S.W.A.S.S. points, no deductions!
Wow. Yeah they need to let that go.
I experience the opposite of this. We have more friends who do not want children (some of whom dont' like them) and who act like we're ruining our lives since we want to have them. It's pretty unfair from both ends... just keep your wits about you. People should just let people make their own decisions about this shit!
That said... when my friends say "I don't like children", I tell them "Well that's something I don't like about you" because I'm tired of it. You know we want a family, and if you want to stay friends with us, be a little respectful and don't act like we're idiots for wanting to make some spawn.
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The fact that anyone would feel they have the right to tell someone that they should or shouldn't want to have children in their lifetimes is proof that maybe Freedom of Speech should be revoked.
i know how to make them. ladies?
"Sorry dude, it's just my view." - JENNY 1989-2010
TimBuktu: I don't actually know the guy
TimBuktu: I met him once at a porno party
"jumped back into drivers seat.. full beam on.. reversed out street.. took some choice back roads home and came into the house absolutely grey and feeling terrible with what I'd done." -asd123
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