It feels like that sometimes.Originally Posted by Shane
It feels like that sometimes.
"It occurred to me the other day that we've made so many rape/murder jokes about Bridgetown, if one of us actually does get raped or murdered there, the other would automatically become the prime suspect." -Berliner
ArchStanton: thats one of my fave things about valorie...she loves disney AND being mean to people
To me, it just feels like my ovaries have decided to try to escape once a month.
many tine tanies
... when i get my period, nothing much happens. i don't get any bitchier than usual, don't get cramps, don't get headaches.
just moved to a new city and apparently all the women that live in my neighbourhood have massive vaginas, because it is impossible to find "slender" tampons. just regular, super, super plus, and ultra super. odd.
I wish my girlfriend would get hers.
It's been awhile and I hate babies.
What was the best concert you've been to?
-- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.
I wish they would change the word "period" to something else. The word "period" has always conjured up strange and disgusting images in my mind. For example, the first time the period was explained to me at the age of ten or so I envisioned a single droplet of blood falling from the vagina and into a pool of glistening water. The single droplet was extremely hot... so hot that it made the water boil. The boiling created a steam and a smell that visibly rose up from this now sizzling cauldron of red madness and the sensations the nose suffers through are not unlike war.
Why can't we call it shineytime or something?
You should get your 'power turned off' like I did. That way, if your wife ever gets pregnant, she's got some serious 'splaining to do...
(I should've started a different thread called 'Pro-phos and vasectomies')
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
I was on a 20 year plan to drink and smoke away my fertility, but I might possibly be even more virile than I imagined.
On one hand it would be a huge lifestyle adjustment I'm not certain we're prepared for, but on the other hand I've always wanted an excuse to tell people "my seed found purchase." So you can see the bind I'm in.
What was the best concert you've been to?
-- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.
When it comes time for me to breed, I would like to take my eggs, my hubby's sperm, and whatever other fluids are necessary, and send them away. Then, whenever it's time, I would like to have someone bring me my three-month-old baby.
If I get rich enough in the next few years I can pull this off, right? I mean, surely I don't actually have to CARRY the child, right? RIGHT????
(I'm not even that scared of giving birth. It's having a baby inside me, siphoning all my energy and nutrients. Pod babies! It makes me think of aliens!)
That could be the most inappropriate name for menstruation I've ever heard. I prefer to call it weepy crampy bloody time.
many tine tanies
I never expected to say this but, "Yay! My girlfriend is bleeding!"
What was the best concert you've been to?
-- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.
Although that post fits the thread better , I was half hoping this was going to turn into a "Congrats, you slipped one past the goalie" thread.
heather : ANDREA RUNGE IS LIKE A HORNY MOTHER THERESA
You Canadians and your hockey-based version of English. So cute.
Stay Free!
Adult Education: A Useless Lecture Series
The people in my neighborhood
Stand-up clips
A new children's consignment store in Brooklyn For the kids. In my house. Not a joke.
bongers went fivehole during the bacon* bump.
*canadian bacon
"This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."
I just wrapped up August 2009's cycle today. See you September 10th.
The sizes are for the flow, not the size of a vagina.
Perhaps the slenders are sold out because they all have light little faerie periods that barely register as they flit about.
i like big periods for my big dick
"(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
(laughter)
"Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"
~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode
light, regular, and heavy/super are for flow. slender, regular, and ultra are for width. "slender" tampons have narrower applicators, making them easier to put in. you can get slender lights, and slender regulars. i'm sure slender ultras exist somewhere too.
so there.
Haha, "super flow" periods.
Baby fucker.
The only thing "super" about that flow is that it means she's not pregnant, am I right ladies and Harry Bongers?
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