Periods and tampons

[sparkiepop]

How about this - have you ever been too sleepy (or drunk) to realize you had one in and accidentally put another one in? Double 'pon?

(I have)

[heatherm]

double pon! i love it

[Itslikeimsayin]

I finally understand that Rihanna song, Pon de Replay.

[Valorie]

How about this - have you ever been too sleepy (or drunk) to realize you had one in and accidentally put another one in? Double 'pon?

(I have)

Yes. It's interesting.

I had a friend that left hers in for a month because she forgot it was there. Had sex with it in and everything.

[Harry Bongers]

double pon! i love it

I believe it's called a twopon.

[scamboogah]

This is all very informative.

I could have a piece of lint touching my business and it would drive me insane until I could get to a bathroom and remove it.

Sounds like lady parts are like the hall closet that nobody uses, and you only remember what's in there when you need to change a lightbulb...

[andrearunge]

It's where I keep my Christmas ornaments.

[Adult Ed]

This is all very informative.

I could have a piece of lint touching my business and it would drive me insane until I could get to a bathroom and remove it.

Sounds like lady parts are like the hall closet that nobody uses, and you only remember what's in there when you need to change a lightbulb...

I don't care what your spellchecker says. "Ladyparts" is one word.

[Babychoby]

[smartbunny]

did we ever clear up if they really do make tampons for "the wider vagina"

I can find no evidence of this. Vaginas are muscles and when nothing is inserted into them the walls touch each other.

(sugar walls)

[sparkiepop]

Had to have a plumber come over today to unclog my toilet. Guess what was blocking it? Goddamn 'pon. He was sweet enough to show it to me, too.

[Batman The Horse]

I don't know what to make of this in light of my newfound knowledge.

[DJ Sam]

I've decided that the syncing of periods is an evolutionary method of ensuring fidelity. This way your friend can't steal your man while your indisposed, unless your man is just into that sort of thing.

Thoughts?

[Berliner]

Periods and Tampons is also the name of the lost episode of Freaks and Geeks.

[ArchStanton]

(sugar walls)

My favorite bakery!
:mwaah:

[Sarah]

You know how hard it would be to stuff a sopping wet tampon up one's vagina? I can think of less frustrating ways to get drunk.

[dorothy mantooth]

You know how hard it would be to stuff a sopping wet tampon up one's vagina?* I can think of less frustrating ways to get drunk.

Exactly. Like marinating your man's dick in mouthwash overnight or douching with Robitussin. Or, the classic -- anal whippets. (Spray paint works well and carries the added bonus of a colorful asshole. But I prefer Reddi-Whip -- it makes your farts taste sweet!)

*I'm not a mom, but I'd guess that stuffing a sopping wet tampon up one's vagina is approximately 1/2 as difficult as shooting a tiny human out of it.

[sparkiepop]

Don't go blue, Dorothy. Keep it red.

[MrDys]

This has to be the most educational thread on AST.

[dorothy mantooth]

Don't go blue, Dorothy. Keep it red.

Sorry Sparkie! Didn't mean to derail your thread (or string, as it were). If it makes any difference, I wrote that after being awakened by mind-bending cramps at 6:00 this morning. I love being a lady!

I'll have to start another thread about frustrating ways to get drunk.