Personalized License Plates

[MrDys]

He could be a synth nerd:



(I don't blame him, the Xpander is a nice piece of hardware.)

[isoS]

Thank God they put their zip code on the back of that keyboard -- that way if you lose it, anyone who finds it can just drop it in a mailbox and it will be sent back to the manufacturer.

[Babychoby]

DE LAWD

[smellyhipster]

Guys, I discovered something the other day...

My roommate's license plate is Pir8Car
My FORMER roommate's license plate is AVAST
My ex-boyfriend's license plate is YAARRRR


What I think this means is...


...I attract douchebags.

[isoS]

It might also mean something about your booty.

(sorry)

[ASR]

I saw "TNYDNCR" yesterady and "ICEBERG" the day before.

EDIT: I'm choosing not to correct my typo of "yesterday."

[aenemaTron]

That makes me want to see ERFKWKE

[priceyeah]

I read about one that read FAA Q. If you're having trouble understanding that one, read it aloud.

This next one is a bit creepy. I was living in Austria in the 90s and there was a newspaper item about someone who had gotten the plate EHRM8. In Austria the first letter or two signifies location and this was a Vienna license plate, so W (Wien).

So what you actually saw was W EHRM8. To clarify further, the number 8 in German is spelled a-c-h-t. So the guy had (kind of cleverly) gotten a license plate that spelled out WEHRMACHT, otherwise known as Adolf Hitler's army.

[Elle_Vignetta]

I knew a guy with a plate that said DNCEMAN.

[smellyhipster]

It might also mean something about your booty.

(sorry)

I should go put this in the "things you find funnier than you should," post. Lord help me, I love puns.

[mogate]

Got a text yesterday from someone who saw "CHEFERIC" just after I was driving and saw one that said, simply "BANANA".

There's one I see at my train station all the time that says "KEANU" and I really want to meet that person.

I also see another one at the train station from a Dale Earnhardt fan (It's a specific #3 plate. Don't know if other states have those where you can get a sports teams logo or something and then your silly, supposed witticism) that tries using his nickname and says "TIMDATR". This would be the perfect plate for my friend Tim's girlfriend.

[isoS]

Here's Debi Mazar's H2:
http://gallery.me.com/silentk/100094...12686136110001

[Kurt]

I couldn't be more indifferent about this if I tried.

[smartbunny]

The Mercedes that almost slammed into me today said IMDONE.

[TomHicks]

LOVE WMN

Presumably from afar.

I was driving to work last week and saw a not that nice red car with something like BLK EYDP. A short brunette was driving it.


I saw WOW RLLY today. And there's a Prius at work with BOO GAS.

[Big McLargehuge]

2 on the way to work this morning:

RARE BK

("Rare Burger King"? It's not Kobe beef, y'all need to cook that shit.)

and another runner-up in the Close-Enough Award,

TNT HUSB

This tells me that TNT HBBY or TNT HSBD already exist.

[darrylduffy]

rare bk = rare book? some kind of collector, i forget what the word for it is now

[Big McLargehuge]

Saw one this morning that just said:

DEMISE

Unless that's the name of a band I've never heard of, I don't I've ever seen anything so bleak, vague and pointless.

[MrDys]

Saw a Mitsubishi this morning with: ICUHATIN

I'm guessing the driver is probably a milliner.

[smartbunny]

While in Florida a few weeks ago, Big Box of Money and I spied a pickup truck hauling a closed trailer (like for a race car or equipment) on the back that sported a GIANT decal of a cartoon human being with its HEAD STUCK UP ITS OWN ASS. The back window of the pickup truck also had this decal on it. Now that's branding!