Personalized License Plates

[Big McLargehuge]

I could not find a thread for this, and I feel it could be the textual equivalent to the "Overheard in Passing" thread. I felt this was necessary the other day when I saw an AK 47 license plate that was spelled out "EH K 47", like it's Canadian or something.

So, please, AST, post the stupidest personalized license plates you've ever seen and entertain me.

The worst I have ever seen (and the one you should strive to beat): MLF HNTR.

[dorothy mantooth]

"SCRN WRTR" (in Los Angeles)

[smartbunny]

I saw 2 this week:
LADY DYE
DRAIN OH

one in NJ some years ago, on a mini van:
NOSOUP4U

[Itslikeimsayin]

"SCRN WRTR" (in Los Angeles)

Liar. California plates are seven characters, max.

[scamboogah]

Not Stupid. Stupid awesome...

[isoS]

Maybe she saw it in Los Angeles but it was an out-of-state plate?

[isoS]

As I may have mentioned on Never Not Funny, my college roommate had a car in high school with whatever plate the DMV gave him (I don't remember what it was, but let's just say it was GML529). For some reason his car was taken away, but then he got it back or something, or he got another car, and he got a vanity plate that read "GML529-2" -- yes, the sequel to his first license plate. Yes, he paid money for that. I think that is pretty unbeatable in terms of stupid.

[Itslikeimsayin]

In the bizarre coincidence file, last year on May 20 I found myself behind a car with the license plate "MAY 20TH." Never before or since have I seen a personalized plate consisting only of a date.

[dorothy mantooth]

Liar. California plates are seven characters, max.

Wow. I won't take that personally, as I think we all understand that it was completely necessary to be a total dick about this. Vanity plates are no joking matter, and I should have my facts straight before talking about them.

That said, I rarely lie. And never -- NEVER -- about the vanity plates that I have seen.

I've obviously recalled the letter configuration wrong, but that's (basically) what it said. It was, naturally, on a black BMW.

[pollymaepry]

"TEAM DAD" - Illinois

if by stupid you mean BEST.

[Itslikeimsayin]

I really didn't intend for you to take my labeling you a liar seriously. I understand it was probably SCRN WTR or something like that, and figured my sarcasm would be evident in my post. I apologize.

[Keith Whitener]

I really didn't intend for you to take my labeling you a liar seriously. I understand it was probably SCRN WTR or something like that, and figured my sarcasm would be evident in my post. I apologize.

Internet group hug!

[dorothy mantooth]

I really didn't intend for you to take my labeling you a liar seriously. I understand it was probably SCRN WTR or something like that, and figured my sarcasm would be evident in my post. I apologize.

Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
– Mark Twain

Allow me to shed my fragrance on you, you heel.

(Seriously, though -- I get it. And apology accepted.)

[BFH]

You know how you can get license plate designs personalized with causes, like pro-environment and what not?

A friend was visiting my house. Their crazy abusive ex-partner tried to walk into my house to yell and fight them.

I threatened to call the cops, and the person left. Their car had an anti-child abuse license plate that read "BABYSHKR."

I got angry with the friend for giving the psycho my address, and we never spoke again.

My friend moved far away.

My friend's ex joined the military.

[NFox]

Up in Boston the other week, I saw two.

CIGARS (Which is just stupid)

...and my favorite license plate ever:

PPPPP

That's right, 5 P's. I'm not even sure how to read that. Is it supposed to be read as "Five Peas," "Pee Pee Pee Pee Pee," or just as an incredulous-sounding release of air form your mouth?

-Nick

[Battleship Pretension]

On a Prius:

NTVEGAN

[sparkiepop]

On a Prius:
PRIUTH

On a VW Bug:
OMG IU

On some random car:
PWNED

My favorite one of all time, on a Jaguar:
WAS HIS

And one I'm super jealous of:
BLUR UK

I had DURAN2 in Ohio.

The dumbest one I've ever seen was a stoner guy driving a crappy car with a plate that read CHEEBD

[Danke]

my cousin used to have NRFHRDR --- he is the man. believe that.

[ProfessorShutYoMouth]

In the bizarre coincidence file, last year on May 20 I found myself behind a car with the license plate "MAY 20TH." Never before or since have I seen a personalized plate consisting only of a date.

That's cuz he only takes the car out on May 20th of each year, duh.

Go driving around town on May 20th of this year and you'll find him...oh yes, you'll find him!!!!!!

[P. J. Head]

On the elderly Jaguar of an elderly Greek man: PRIAPOS.

Basically "COCK GOD" in Greek.

The only one I've ever been jealous of is OOP ACK.