Personalized License Plates

[RoyalDutchOfDukes]

Did it have Truck Nutz?

[smartbunny]

No. Those are the worst things ever.

[Big Box Of Money]

While in Florida a few weeks ago, Big Box of Money and I spied a pickup truck hauling a closed trailer (like for a race car or equipment) on the back that sported a GIANT decal of a cartoon human being with its HEAD STUCK UP ITS OWN ASS. The back window of the pickup truck also had this decal on it. Now that's branding!

It essentially looked like this(NSFW, obviously): http://www.baylinerownersclub.org/al...p_your_ass.jpg

There was no cartoonish element to it either, like "Hey look Ziggy or Hagar the Horrible is sticking his head up his own ass!!" That may have appealled to the type of person who finds a decal of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes pissing on a Chevy funny. This was just pure awful. Although I hear lot of pure awful comes out of Florida(see: Brokencyde, college football, Delta Burke).

[Big McLargehuge]

Yesterday:

XANNADU

Close. NNot quite.

[smartbunny]

On a BMW: SIGNMAKR

I found a picture of the decal.

[Taul F. Pompkins]

FATBBW

on a car that made me want to kill because they would pass me and slow down on front of me every couple of minutes for an hour.

[smartbunny]

Thanks, Huffington Post!

[aenemaTron]

Speaking of heads up asses, there's a TV ad campaign for kgb, this answers-to-questions-by-text service, that features the same thing.

[SlyBattery]

NUDIST

I was fortunately unable to confirm the accuracy of the plate.

[smartbunny]

Written in finger on the dusty back window of a mini-van:

"I HAS CRABS"
picture of a heart followed by picture of a hairy, spurting dick-and-balls.

The kids are gonna be so in trouble when Mom discovers why everyone is staring at her on the freeway.

[Barry Stokes]

HE IS LRD on a parked car. It was all I could do to keep myself from digging out a Sharpie and drawing an A after the L.

[Big McLargehuge]

XL DIVA

[(Mul)Doomstone]

There's a woman who drives a totally awesome Trans-Am that must have a similar work schedule as I do - I pass her frequently on I-95 in the morning.

Her plate reads: PMSN 247.

[Berliner]

I like that

[smartbunny]

There's a woman who drives a totally awesome Trans-Am that must have a similar work schedule as I do - I pass her frequently on I-95 in the morning.

Her plate reads: PMSN 247.

There's one like that in the HuffPo link but it's an Oregon plate.

[smartbunny]

YRUAPITA

(Why Are You A Pain In The Ass?)

[SlyBattery]

Or maybe someone who has a tendency to question the bread in Mediterranean restaurants?

[drieux]

Spotted yesterday on a minivan (before I could pull out the camera they were already merging onto the ramp to the freeway): HOT RYD

[Michael Blacklist]

Dedicated to everyone in this thread:

Saw a Mitsubishi this morning with: ICUHATIN

I'm guessing the driver is probably a milliner.

[Big McLargehuge]

Saw GURUSTU yesterday, which didn't make any sense to me because, as we all know, Guru Stu doesn't advertise.

Also saw PROUD FOB. If FOB means father of the bride, there isn't much of a lifespan for that plate. I prefer to think that it means Fun Of A Bitch.