YES. Well, not the "deserved it's own thread." part but it was spectacular.Originally Posted by suavepebble
So where did they get the cat?
Stay Free!
Adult Education: A Useless Lecture Series
The people in my neighborhood
Stand-up clips
A new children's consignment store in Brooklyn For the kids. In my house. Not a joke.
Look who's back in the mother fuckin' house!
S.W.A.S.S. points, no deductions!
You know what? All three of those dudes are shockingly bad dressers. At least the guy in the red shirt is actually trying. The other two bought their clothes from the White Middle Class Man Gives Up Collection. (It only comes in muted earth tones.)
"Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory."
The guy on the left is clearly sporting the Jason Statham collection, available at Marshalls, and the guy on the right is wearing Jos. A. Banks' Jeff Garlin line...
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
Reminded me of this (without the music):
Man, that was GOOD!
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I'm sure I've posted this before but it remains the best thing I have ever seen on the internet. Happy Valentines Day strangers!
S.W.A.S.S. points, no deductions!
I personally consider this to be worth it's own thread.
You never wished me a Happy Birthday. You're dead to me.
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
Oh, for some reason I thought I had. My mistake shithead.
HOLY SHIT MEEN I FUCKING LOVE THAT GUY TOTALLY WIOT.
Night gathers, and now my snark begins. It shall not end until it gets hacky. I shall take my wife(... please!), hold no lands, father no negative ratings. I shall wear no crowns and win no AST Top 20 Rankings. I shall live and die by my posts. I am the LOL in the darkness. I am the fire that burns against the trolls, the sneer that guards the realms of men from Kyle Cease's Comedy Boot Camp. I pledge my life and honor to the AST's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
Ivan posted a link to that guy's "comedy" last night on Twitter, and... it's just... there are no words. I think every comedian here should take a tip from this guy. MORE hand gestures, MORE singing, MORE dancing and WAY more saying "Man."
example:
"KFC Bowls, man! K.F.C. BOWLS!" (dance)
See? SO much better.
Thanks for posting that, I was trying to find that dude.
Formally Max Geinachoff.
I totally though "Part 53" was just a joke until I checked.
Oh, he's an Aspie.
"Not the victory but the action. Not the goal but the game. In the deed the glory."
That's a really insulting thing to say.
Ya, that's why it's so insulting.
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