Originally Posted by KevinLee
This thread is like the crossword puzzle at the end of TV Guide.
Actually, I'm talking about this thread (Things you did not post), which is against the rules, I know. But I felt it was appropriate.Originally Posted by ASR
NO SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
"(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
(laughter)
"Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"
~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode
GUYS YOU ARE ALL POSTING THESE THINGS YOU ARE BREAKING THE RULES OH FUCK NOW HERE I GO...
Night gathers, and now my snark begins. It shall not end until it gets hacky. I shall take my wife(... please!), hold no lands, father no negative ratings. I shall wear no crowns and win no AST Top 20 Rankings. I shall live and die by my posts. I am the LOL in the darkness. I am the fire that burns against the trolls, the sneer that guards the realms of men from Kyle Cease's Comedy Boot Camp. I pledge my life and honor to the AST's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.
there are no rules to this thread
Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980
For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.
I wanna see this dead John Hughes. You just roll his bones on in here, and I'll release your daughter...
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
I cant wait to see Funny People
Can we all go to the "alternative comedy" thread on wikipedia and update it a little through our combined knowledge?
If there's a nicer and prettier message board on the internet, I'd like to see it.
Here it is.
(By the way, in my effort to find a pretty message board for this dumb joke I googled "barbie message board" "lisa frank message board" and "hannah montana message board". It wasn't until I googled "tween message board" that I realized that my google search history would probably get me on some FBI watch list.)
ANOTHER list.
Stay Free!
Adult Education: A Useless Lecture Series
The people in my neighborhood
Stand-up clips
A new children's consignment store in Brooklyn For the kids. In my house. Not a joke.
I went to the early Saturday show. My new idea of hell is being surrounded by a crowd of San Franciscans.
It's no Reseda, I'll grant you that.
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
No responding! He did not post that!
It was a coincidental random thought.
Now what if I pointed out that you just responded to me?
(Internet folds in on itself...)
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
At least the Armenian Mafia doesn't hiss at every potentially touchy comedy subject.
IDK. I used to think Kathy Griffin was really funny, all the time. Now I'm not so sure...
"Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up." - Alex Mac
R.I.P. Greg Giraldo 1965-2010
I now regret wasting a pg's-posts-are-long joke in the Top Chef thread.
Stay Free!
Adult Education: A Useless Lecture Series
The people in my neighborhood
Stand-up clips
A new children's consignment store in Brooklyn For the kids. In my house. Not a joke.
My dad loves Kathy Griffin and Cindy Lauper which makes me wonder if he is sexually attracted to my mom.
I love Kathy Griffin and Cyndi Lauper and I'm attracted to your mom.
I was watching Kathy Griffin on TV, listening to Cyndi Lauper, AND having sex with KevinLee's mom all at once. Talk about confused!
"Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up." - Alex Mac
R.I.P. Greg Giraldo 1965-2010
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