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  1. #241

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Shut the fuck up with the AST-approved.



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    fixing the chat is not AST-Approved
    Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980

    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    thank god i did not post that
    Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980

    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.



  4. #244

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Is there some sort of backstory to the "AST-approved" thing? The only time I ever saw it was in that thread about "Modern Family" when Isos posted that picture and I thought it was funny. I didn't realize it was a thing that was reaching shut the fuck up territory.



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  6. #246

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Fart on my tits once, shame on you....

    Fart on them twice? shame on you...



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  7. #247

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    (*MJEH wonders if he is "AST-approved"???)
    "Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up." - Alex Mac

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  8. #248

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    We need a "Things you did not post in the 'Things you did not post' thread" thread because I want to say mean things to MJEH but I don't want him to know I'm saying those mean things about him in particular!



  9. #249

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    Think long and hard before starting a new topic. If you're gonna stick around, you don't want your name attached to something like 'Comedian Dreams' for as long as this board ends up being around.
    "(inaudible) I've seen, basically, all of those at this point."
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    "Yes, but have you ever seen Threen Wolf?"

    ~ AST Wake Up podcast 07/25/09, the Technology episode



  10. #250

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    I can't believe her mom calls you a turkey.
    What was the best concert you've been to?

    -- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.



  11. #251

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trial View Post
    ...you don't want your name attached to something like 'Comedian Dreams'...
    What's wrong with comedians havin' dreams???

    Like my idol, Casey Kasem, always says, "Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars! And now on with the Countdown..."
    Last edited by MJEH; October 1, 2009 at 6:56 PM.
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  12. #252

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    Nobody noticed the easter egg.


    Shouldn't you be out fucking a maple leaf or something? -crlygrl



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    I know how to resolve this argument.

    Both of you tell us the names of the comedians that agree with you, and we'll rank those comedians by how much we like them. Whoever's comedians do better wins the argument.
    "Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes



  14. #254

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    I didn't care for the first episode but I enjoyed the second.



  15. #255

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Yeah if it were mean-spirited you'd see more Rob Schneider jokes.



  16. #256

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    I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord
    I've been waiting for this moment, all my life, oh lord
    ... that moment being when I decide to give a [redacted] invite to a lurker (or non-board-member) who decides to post only to request one



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Today I watched a piece of classic cinema...

    "Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up." - Alex Mac

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  18. #258

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    IIIIII am so drunk right now but I know no one's interested in that and so I'm not posting it. Take THAT.
    many tine tanies



  19. #259

    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Quote Originally Posted by MJEH View Post
    Today I watched a piece of classic cinema...

    "Why don't you run down the alley and holler fish?!"



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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    "of course you didn't like it, you want jesus to give you a big sloppy dog kiss"

    part of my one man show "(AST User): Too Bad Your Wrong, Stupid" That is not a grammatical error.
    Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980

    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.



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