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  1. October 22, 2009 2:14 PM #321
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    SCAMMY YOU SHOULDN'T GET TO REPLY TO PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD, THAT'S LIKE FISH IN A BARREL FOR YOU.
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  2. October 22, 2009 4:20 PM #322
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Do you think that by posting that here, you'll be safe when the feds kick in the door of the other thread and arrest everyone inside?


    Get it? It's a thing I did not post. scamboogah posted it. This was a bad idea. I'll just delete it.

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  3. October 23, 2009 10:58 AM #323
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    18.82 posts per day is a little much....

    (I'm completely aware of the irony of this)
    Last edited by scamboogah; October 23, 2009 at 11:35 AM. Reason: It keeps going up
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  4. October 23, 2009 11:22 AM #324
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Quote Originally Posted by scamboogah View Post
    18.82 posts per day is a little much....
    Sorry...I know this one's about me...I'll back off.

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  5. October 28, 2009 10:03 AM #325
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Put This On...Ignore This Thread
    Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980

    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.

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  6. October 28, 2009 10:05 AM #326
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    This is exactly the kind of thing that creeps me out about this place.
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  7. October 28, 2009 11:32 AM #327
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Quote Originally Posted by funnyclown
    I think twitter is probably the most insidious form of communication to come along since MTV, and is a huge leap forward in turning our brains into jelly. The world's fucking falling apart, we need everybody to be at their best, and everybody's too busy worrying about how much attention they can get. How is all that validation gonna help you when our cities are in ruins and we're fighting each other over rat meat? So, yes, hate.
    At one point I would think this is a funny joke on AST. These days...



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    Garrett Gonzalez Morris (born February 1, 1937) is an American comedian and actor from New Orleans, Louisiana. He was part of the original cast of the sketch comedy program Saturday Night Live, appearing from 1975 to 1980

    For the British flautist, see Gareth Morris.

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  8. October 28, 2009 2:45 PM #328
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    We just witnessed CENSORSHIP in action. Our fate has been decided.
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  9. October 28, 2009 3:34 PM #329
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    can we change the thread title to:

    'Put This In: The Periods and Tampons Thread'?
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  10. October 29, 2009 3:15 AM #330
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    Shove It Up


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  11. October 29, 2009 7:47 AM #331
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    ^^^

    I hope that guy gets docked pay for 'not posting' that spam.
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  12. October 29, 2009 10:56 AM #332
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Good! I can safely skip the show this week, then.

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  13. October 29, 2009 12:34 PM #333
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    She's Having a Baby
    What was the best concert you've been to?

    -- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.

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  14. October 29, 2009 12:48 PM #334
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    Three Men and a Little Lady
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  15. November 1, 2009 4:57 PM #335
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    It bugs me whenever anyone says, "And I'm not the only one who feels this way".

    I read this as, "Not only am I completely plugged in to what everyone else thinks, I'm also the only one with the guts to say anything".

    It simultaneously insults everyone all at once, both your ignorant aquaintances and your cowardly close friends.
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  16. November 1, 2009 5:06 PM #336
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    I should probably be offended by this, but jon is both ignorant and cowardly.

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  17. November 2, 2009 10:38 AM #337
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    Wow, the writers really are getting lazy. Every sketch was almost the exact same as when Ryan Reynolds first hosted a couple of weeks ago.
    What was the best concert you've been to?

    -- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.

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  18. November 2, 2009 1:34 PM #338
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    See below! And for those curious few, the greenroom comment was a joke. It was actually the Office thread.
    Last edited by jon; November 2, 2009 at 3:37 PM.

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  19. November 2, 2009 1:35 PM #339
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    re: Things you did not post because you're a pussy

    Quote Originally Posted by scamboogah View Post
    It bugs me whenever anyone says, "And I'm not the only one who feels this way".

    I read this as, "Not only am I completely plugged in to what everyone else thinks, I'm also the only one with the guts to say anything".

    It simultaneously insults everyone all at once, both your ignorant aquaintances and your cowardly close friends.
    I don't know why I'm bothering, but

    Quote Originally Posted by jon, from a month ago View Post
    Does this happen anymore, though? It seems like these days all the threads are nothing but people saying "this show/comic is great!" over and over. I also once overheard someone in a greenroom say "if you don't like this TV show then stop watching it and posting in this thread."
    Also, this post took me like an hour to put together because of all of the internal server errors and other problems with the site. But sure, it was the chat.

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    I am sorry the site was having issues earlier. Perhaps you should lodge your complaint formally with the site administrators.

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