Things you did not post

[megalope]

Ugh. Always with this one.

[crlygrl]

That's what she said.

[JuanCarlos]

HAMBURGERS!

[heatherm]

it's almost like these "comedians" are actual people who like, exist in OUR universe

[suavepebble]

[congolia]

This is why I don't post here anymore. Eat a peach.

Love,

Neil

[CaptainBreakfast]

I think Kick Ass looks like a terrible movie.

[J.B.]

too vague.

[Big McLargehuge]

A Special Thing is where I go to find out that everything I like is actually terrible.

[Babychoby]

I was going to pop into the Apple Talk thread and yell NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDSSSSSSSSSS!

[Valorie]

Anything would be at this point.

[Evander]

Mike and Jerry are awkward nerds.

This is not so odd. In many ways, Jordan and Jesse could be described as Awkward and nerdy as well.

I think the breakdown occurred when Mike and Jerry decided to view Jordan and Jesse as "the other", rather than realizing "hey, these two weirdos are a couple of web dorks like us." This is where the "hipster" acusations, and all, came in.

Overall, it was an unfortunate breakdown of communication. There are a few awesome moments of Mike and Jerry making really good one-liners, but then retreating back in to themselves. IN my opinion, it is apparent that they weren't putting much effort in to making the show work, whether that was because they felt threatened, or because they are divas, or because of some third thing, I do not know.



In the end, there is enough here to enjoy, but not enough that some one is missing out if they choose not to partake.

[scamboogah]

There's a reason that there's usually not an outpouring of sympathy whenever a woman talks about how long she's gone without doing it.

When a woman says, "I haven't had sex in a long time", she means "Of the two or three guys I would consider having sex with, they're all either gay or currently in other relationships". When a guy says, "I haven't had sex in a long time", he means that he has exhausted this possibility with every living thing within 20 miles and is dangerously close to paying for it, fully aware of the potential std/tranny/appearance on Cops dangers that this entails.

[smartbunny]

scamboogah has no idea how long I've gone without doing it

[Valorie]

Well I wish that were true.

[scamboogah]

Well I wish that were true.

Are you saying I do know how long SmartBunny has gone without doing it?

[Valorie]

Erm...sure.

[smartbunny]

Also, even though it's a pretty common thought that men will just bang anything in order to bang, most guys I know, if they've gone w/o sex, do so because there is no one that they are seeing right now, or have no fuckbuddies.

[Valorie]

That sounds like most of the guys I knew in high school...the ones I didn't sleep with (all of them). Like, literally, that makes me think of this one guy in my neighborhood that wanted to bang me, (oh, it was really romantic the way he asked /sarcasm). I THINK he asked me because I was the only sure bet not to give him an STD in our neighborhood as I was the only virgin (I mean, still am a virgin). Not kidding, chlamydia was being passed around. I did not so he bangs one of the skanks in my neighborhood who was in between banging two other jerks in the neighborhood. I think she then banged his brother.

I usually don't use the word "bang" a lot.

Like I said, this was high school...I would hope guys my age are more mature...RIGHT???

EDIT: Um...this was in response to a post that apparently is deleted or something. A post that did include the word "skanks" and "bang". I'm a respectable person usually.

[scamboogah]

Did he at least get chlamydia?

Cheer up Val, somewhere out there is a guy who'll bang you up, down and all over the place.

(Worst life coach ever)