COMEDY GARAGE taping n shit

[Not Cornell Reid]

yo losers,

this is cornell da man.

we're having a comedy garage this saturday. if any of u nerdz want to come, feel free. also watch out for swirlees! we may even stuff u in a locker! neRRRRRRRDDDDDDD!!!!

jk

no bullying allowed. actually its just gonna be a good ol fashioned paaaaarty with hilarious comedy.

we got
Heather Thomson
Paul Danke
Sean Green
Johnny Pemberton
Eric Andre
Matthew Sullivan
Matt Champagne
and ME (Cornell)(Reid)(Girczyc-Blum)

we ALSO are having a film crew come out with 3 cameras to make this a huge speical event.

The show is free all we ask is BYOB
so come on out!

[Danke]

Our ol pally boy Kinane is coming on over too.

This thing is gonna get exciting ... historic? yes probably. Epic? Oh most definitely. Wet? Yeah, yeah that's gonna happen.

plus lots of people in overalls.

[Danke]

Cornell Reid is off the show, cause he sucks ... I need someone else to break it to him.

[Not Cornell Reid]

cool! if anyone drops out, i'll be in my room. just give a knock!

[Danke]

JUST RE ADDED CORNELL REID!!!!!!!

also, today is my birthday, and this show would be a great time to come and pay your respects ... we've taken on a real mafia sort of respect system, so naturally I'll be at a really conspicuous table drinking cognac