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Shenanigans are afoot
Indeed
What? I'm confused. Come to my open mic, you dolt.
Got a joke idea bout how bears are only assholes due to the lack of hats and picnic baskets avaliblity to be bought or stolen
I feel like bears wearing hats and stealing picnic baskets would, in fact, make them assholes. Regular bears don't know any better than to eat whatever they see. But Yogi Bear can walk and talk like any human, but still steals everything. What a jerk.
He is and boo boo being a mass murderer
Here is a dumb idea I had last night while watching that funny insane clown posse video on here:
preface: has this been done? feels like this has already been done, despite how dumb it is.
"I'm a big insane clown posse aka ICP fan. So big, in fact, that I started my own group called 'Insane Clairvoyent Piss Ponderers'
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AKA: ICPP"
ICPP!
If Galifianakis did this joke with a calm seriousness while playing the piano you would chuckle. YOU WOULD FUCKING CHUCKLE!
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"...ICPP"
Hi guys. I feel weird posting but at the same time, f-uck it. I've been reading everybody's advice and there's some great stuff in here. Here's a vid of my most recent set...if anybody has any suggestions I would love to hear them.
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...eoid=103193573
Should I type them out? I don't know what's easier.
That was a really fantastic set, Babs. Strong stuff all the way through. The only thing even close to a critique I can think of is maybe to come up with a stronger closer (that's easy, right?). But seriously, the rest is consistently funny and great.Originally Posted by Babs
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
Oh wow, thank you! I do like that closer, it got kind of muffled there at the end. But thank you, I am definitely still getting the hang of what order everything goes in, etc.
I agree that your set was really funny. My only advice would be to replace the "Flinstone's chewable" (is flinstone's chewable possessive? Is it their chewable?) line with something more realistic.
Yeah I've had a lot of variations on that part of the joke. Used to say
"nobody's writing their suicide note saying, sorry mom and dad, it wasn't your fault. By the way I got my b12 in this morning" Or "nobody's going down on the plane (insert fake airplane crash movements) and turns to the person next to them and says 'I have something I've been meaning to tell you - I didn't get my beta carotene in today" but I think the last meal/ flintstone's chewable is more along the lines of what I'd like to figure out for that joke. Ideally I would like the end of the joke to become some kind of epic example of 'Last Day Livin'", but I need to come up with more people or actions who I feel have exemplified that, like the guy with the cape.
I'm no comedian so you can take this with a grain of salt:
It feels odd to have your closing joke almost be an introduction. "One last joke-- Hey everyone, so my name is..."
Maybe you could take the vitamin joke in a slightly different direction? "Nobody's bucket list says: 1) Skydive 2) Rent a sports car 3) Start taking centrum silver."
I thought it was really great. Keep it up!
feel free to tweak this
delayed backache is listed as a side affect. you think that might be related to the fact seniors aren't supposed to be banging for hours on end like teenagers.
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sry new here i'll get the hang of it
Last edited by mavriksc; March 1, 2010 at 12:00 AM.
I wrote this joke a while ago
"I heard women really love a nice romantic walk, so i don't understand why they're so let down when they find out I don't have a car."
But I just heard a joke by Dan Mintz that goes "Women really like it when I take them on a horse and carriage ride, until about the 4th or 5th date when they realize I just don't have a car."
Is it it too similar? Let me know also if it's just plain not good.
There’s no such thing as a bad neighborhood when you’ve got a purple belt in taekwondo, Doug.
I personally think they're different enough to keep doing it. In the end it's really up to you, though.
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