What's funnier:
"Bill's Bank"
or
"Bob's Bank"
...serious question. Bob has two B's which is supposed to sound funnier. But "Bill" just sounds like a funnier name to me.
In my opinion Bob is played out as a go to funny name.Originally Posted by Phil
What was the best concert you've been to?
-- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.
I kind of like Gary.
It always makes me laugh to picture a baby named Gary.
What was the best concert you've been to?
-- Probably Sade. It was just so sexy and relaxing.
Pretty obvious, but still...
The band KISS has announced that they are planning to release their new album through Wal-Mart. The reason behind the partnership? Wal-Mart greeters are the only people old enough to remember when KISS was still relevant.
When I saw this story, the first thing I thought was, "KISS, a sell-out??
No way, not KISS!!! This is soooo unlike them!!"
"Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up." - Alex Mac
R.I.P. Greg Giraldo 1965-2010
Disney has just acquired the rights to Marvel for 4 billion dollars. These talks have been in place ever since Tobey Maguire's performance in Spider Man 3.
Ha!
I was watching CNN and DR. Sanjay Gupta is telling me that due to the Swine flu I need to wash my hands. What's next, no crapping on the floor?
It was just announced that Ellen Degeneres is taking over for Paula Abdul on American Idol. Finally a judge with some music credentials. Ellen has so many jobs now she is like the gay Ryan Seacrest.....
A "gay" Ryan Seacrest???
Is there another kind??
"Except for MJEH. He is an irredeemable fiend who should be locked up." - Alex Mac
R.I.P. Greg Giraldo 1965-2010
I just really hope that in the 90s someone called him ryan seaQuest
Ryan Seacrest gay jokes. How topical.
Was a 'Judge Ito' joke deemed too dated?
"Even gutter hags trump pretty boys." - BabyCakes
c'mon, scammy. this isn't the "writing new jokes" thread.
"This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."
this isn't really a "news" joke (way to cheapen my last post in this thread), but i'd like to immortalize this punchline i wrote in response to a friend's facebook status in a place where it'll just be lost in the next board crash rather than fading into the mist of my friend's nick's retweets & plugs for his hip-hop djing:
ed hardy has recently introduced a line of luggage. after conducting market research, the company decided to drop the original name of the line, "douche bags."
"This is not the Beach Boys. It can't be. Why? No beach songs! I thought it was some kind of joke. All 'Pet Sounds' offers is the opportunity to hear Brian Wilson whine for forty minutes, backed by elevator music. There's barely any Mike Love on the album at all."
Scam of course thats a news and new joke come on.
Ventura County fire officials announced today that a wildfire was started by a "spontaneous combustion of manure." Just hours later, Fox News host Glenn Beck released a statement thanking the firefighters for the new slogan for his show.
Just made this...
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