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Have you ever noticed that the generic store brand cereal has really weird names? In North Carolina, there's a grocery store chain called Food Lion and their version of Life cereal is called Simply Living. They have a cinnamon Simply Living cereal. Personally, I prefer their Just Trying To Survive with blueberries.

I'm a man. A real man. Not one of these sissy men you see out here in LA. I have hair growing virtually over my entire body. And no, I don't shave that shit, or manscape, or whatever you want to call that crap. The only place a real man is supposed to shave is his face. Yes, I have hair on my back. It is there to protect me from the cold. It does a very good job at that. No, I don't want to shave it. I had to shave my legs as a bonding experience for my high school swim team and when it

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I consider myself to be a reasonably intelligent person, but I also like to smoke a lot of weed, so I have a tendency to do some pretty stupid things. Like this one time while I was in college in Savannah and I had two bicycles stolen on the same day.

It was a Friday morning, and we didn't have class on Fridays because it was art school and Fridays were supposed to be studio days, but usually they were wake-and-bake days. Of course, most days in art school are wake-and-bake days.

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I have always been known as something of a joke killer amongst my friends. Whenever we are hanging out and everyone is having fun and throwing around quips, I always say something that totally kills the joke. Something like quips. I want to be funny. I watch a lot of comedy on the TV, and I can recite other people's jokes to good result, but when I try my hand at it, I tend to fuck shit up. Just destroy it. Ruin it like a giant turd in my pants. Sometimes I even shit my pants, accidentally,

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Being from North Carolina, I have seen my share of weird, redneck shit. If I'm lucky, that shit gets captured on video, or re-enacted later by my friends. This is just such a video:
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