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CaptainBreakfast on June 26, 2009 at 1:31 AM
Is it stealing another person's idea?
Is it reviving a lame dead joke?
Is it bullshit satirical philosophy?
by
CaptainBreakfast on October 1, 2008 at 2:30 AM
Tonight I made a poorly written and delivered joke, making fun of the military. An ex-marine was sitting at the bar. I made the joke to do the whole "I'm making fun of what you do but in all seriousness you're fine it's just a joke." He was drunk. He grabbed the mic, and I let him have his two cents.
My views on the military are incredibly far left. I am very anti-military, and I am against war and all that it accomplishes. I know, I'm a cultural hypocrite by default. I'm currently
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