Gluehead

While I'm no longer able to father children due to my nether regions being shaken to the point of eruption while sitting on an amp at an outdoor Allman Brothers concert, I was lucky enough to get the opportunity to impregnate a beautiful Chicano woman in the year of our lord, 1994. Now, 15 years later, my son Tybreeze - full name Tybreeze Barnaby Jones McKenzie - is a strong and strapping lad who injects a dose of LSD-laced sunshine into my life every single day. Whether we're off in the park flying

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