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Date of Birth
May 24, 1986 (25)
About Umlaut
Biography
"I ain't ever raised my gun to no taxpayer." -Omar Little
Location
Chicago
Interests
YOU!
Occupation
leaving my home on a regular basis (Success!)

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Night gathers, and now my snark begins. It shall not end until it gets hacky. I shall take my wife(... please!), hold no lands, father no negative ratings. I shall wear no crowns and win no AST Top 20 Rankings. I shall live and die by my posts. I am the LOL in the darkness. I am the fire that burns against the trolls, the sneer that guards the realms of men from Kyle Cease's Comedy Boot Camp. I pledge my life and honor to the AST's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come.

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Yesterday 2:37 PM
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January 11, 2006
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